Message from @KyrosTheWarrior
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the shell doesn't look real
That's just a snail with extra steps. <:KEK:726877368601411624>
super snail?
Spanish Dancer is a thing
the ocean is a weird place
Yeti crabs.
Poisonous crabs.
Colossal squids.
remeber when spongebob was watching anemone porn?
Transparent fish.
Yes, and I don't want to think about it.
the crows are going nuts
Give them potato chips.
they like peanuts
I heard that calms them down and makes them friendly.
I give them nuts
Specially from McDonald's.
I see.
they also like the occasional egg
Welp, you have a crow army.
My knowledge comes from The Great Crow War.
4chan
Do you know about it?
I'd love to hav a shoebill
and no?
Apparently some guy on the way to work encountered crows on a grassfield, and crows on a tree.
if only I could get a shoebill large enough to ride, I'd have a loftwing
He knew how they were really intelligent, and recognised faces.
So he started an experiment.
He treadted the field birbs really good, buying them chips from McDonald's.
And he treated tree birbs badly, throwing them rocks, shaking their tree.
Naturally, ones got friendly, even checking he returned home safely.
The others threw him rocks and got aggressive.
And one fateful day, when a rock was thrown, a war broke between the two factions.
Chaos and screams.
And then silence, with a field full of dead crows.
And the field birbs having won.
Also, the guy had his favorite crow, who he gave the best chips. After the battle, the bird was left with a scar in his eye.
sounds impprobable
Finally, they all celebrated their victory, going to McDonald's.