but dangerously venomous

Sea Snek vs Sea Spider

Epic Marine Battles of History

Place your bets.

I learned that there's a worm with a long shell

West Indian Worms

the shell doesn't look real

That's just a snail with extra steps. <:KEK:726877368601411624>

super snail?

Spanish Dancer is a thing

the ocean is a weird place

Yeti crabs.

Poisonous crabs.

Colossal squids.

remeber when spongebob was watching anemone porn?

Transparent fish.

Yes, and I don't want to think about it.

the crows are going nuts

Give them potato chips.

they like peanuts

I heard that calms them down and makes them friendly.

I give them nuts

Specially from McDonald's.

I see.

they also like the occasional egg

Welp, you have a crow army.

Congratulations.

My knowledge comes from The Great Crow War.

4chan

Do you know about it?

I'd love to hav a shoebill

and no?

Apparently some guy on the way to work encountered crows on a grassfield, and crows on a tree.

if only I could get a shoebill large enough to ride, I'd have a loftwing

He knew how they were really intelligent, and recognised faces.

So he started an experiment.

He treadted the field birbs really good, buying them chips from McDonald's.

And he treated tree birbs badly, throwing them rocks, shaking their tree.

Naturally, ones got friendly, even checking he returned home safely.

The others threw him rocks and got aggressive.

And one fateful day, when a rock was thrown, a war broke between the two factions.