Oh boy, you actually looked it up 😬

not very well at least

Wait really?

yeah

sperm whale fighting the Octo army?

i can try

in an alternate universe, anything is possible. but please elaborate?

Japanese have ruined squid and octopus for everyone with there fetishes

.-.

Metallica and MegaDave rein supreme

Obama never had a last name

7 is a generic number

So Gameras are basically giant turtles

Or was Obama his last name?

*hides* so i've been informed according to google

Obama full name in numbers equals 666 i hear

Slipknot is where it’s at

and they come to earth to protect it from invading aliens

the french and japanese are like the 2 most horniest races

meh i always liked megedeath over metallica

Seems legit.

obama is from hawaii

Google yea

they can fly, shoot lasers

same

@roadwaydragon u sure

Obama last name if found out gets you Sent to the phantom zone

and do super turtle thigns

i dunno slipknot had like 4 good tunes

i bleached my eyes afterward and proceeded to write a dystopia world where octopus aliens existed among humans

I'm going to Hawaii at least it's a good nation

@(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Hug god ♥ yea he was born there

@roadwaydragon where is his birth certificate

Where's bidens

@(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Hug god ♥ your mom has it

Happy Face Spiders are legit both creepy and adorable at the same time

They really are

countdown to extinction and symphony od destrucion are still some of my favorites

@roadwaydragon shit ok thats whats probably in her filing cabinet

yeah

pretty chill guy