Message from @mikeflarkin

Discord ID: 784141709591576637


2020-12-03 19:22:59 UTC  

Hello

2020-12-03 19:25:15 UTC  

Yo I'm getting a blue line flag OTF knife

2020-12-03 19:26:07 UTC  

Don't play with knives kids.....even though I did

2020-12-03 19:27:27 UTC  

Cool but yeah I don’t play with knifes

2020-12-03 19:28:57 UTC  

What about a butterfly knife? Is that one okay to play with?

2020-12-03 19:29:08 UTC  

Yeah. Knives are lame. Get guns lol

2020-12-03 19:29:08 UTC  

What about a plastic knife?

2020-12-03 19:30:46 UTC  

Better make it also blunt if you don't want to get in trouble in the UK.

2020-12-03 19:32:33 UTC  

Is there a law for it there?

2020-12-03 19:33:03 UTC  

Encouraged. Just remember which side you're holding...

2020-12-03 19:33:14 UTC  

I always double check.

2020-12-03 19:33:24 UTC  

Hey @Derek Milewski guess who joined your team

2020-12-03 19:33:30 UTC  

Yeah, I almost made that mistake once, caught myself at the last second.

2020-12-03 19:33:35 UTC  

NICE

2020-12-03 19:33:58 UTC  

I made it a few times, before I sharpened the knife. Thankfully it was just skin being cut.

2020-12-03 19:34:13 UTC  

Lol congrats dude

2020-12-03 19:34:58 UTC  

Lucky. I saw a guy once who had a more weighted training one, and he had decided sharpening it was a good idea. Then he learned why it was sold to him dull when he forgot which side he was holding.

2020-12-03 19:35:48 UTC  

Dude said he was in physical therapy for a little over a year since it went down to the bone.

2020-12-03 19:36:14 UTC  

Damn

2020-12-03 19:39:12 UTC  

Maybe don't cohabitate with someone who would stab you?

2020-12-03 19:39:33 UTC  

;-;

2020-12-03 19:39:41 UTC  

I mean it's pretty cool since there's no way to kill someone with an edge, you can only stab.

2020-12-03 19:40:57 UTC  

The UK is trying lots of things to stop their mass stabbings but then criticize the US for having guns. In the US, you don't get mass stabbings because somebody will shoot you, police or individual, before it gets to that point.

2020-12-03 19:41:03 UTC  

I hate living in the UK sometimes...

2020-12-03 19:41:09 UTC  

yeah true

2020-12-03 19:41:54 UTC  

Bruh

2020-12-03 19:42:05 UTC  

I keep getting calls for john ossof

2020-12-03 19:42:11 UTC  

I think the UK is...missing the point.

2020-12-03 19:42:19 UTC  

Fuck off you commie tards im not voting for john ossof

2020-12-03 19:42:48 UTC  

I've got like 4 calls just today

2020-12-03 19:43:09 UTC  

Cant you block the number?

2020-12-03 19:43:23 UTC  

They call from different numbers<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

2020-12-03 19:43:35 UTC  

Oh thats definitely annoying

2020-12-03 19:43:55 UTC  

vote for john ossof please i'm running out of numbers

2020-12-03 19:44:02 UTC  

i've resorted to discord accounts now

2020-12-03 19:44:47 UTC  

<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

2020-12-03 19:44:54 UTC  

The UK is also having a rise in vehicular homicide. It's almost like if you ban one thing, bad people will still find a way. Also, the vehicular homicide is often more deadly than shootings because the unarmed police can't shoot to stop the vehicle. It's also harder to prevent it because all someone needs is to rent or steal a large vehicle unlike the background checks for a gun.

2020-12-03 19:45:53 UTC  

"Ban cars"

2020-12-03 19:46:00 UTC  

Next law in the UK

2020-12-03 19:46:26 UTC  

Ban water! It causes people to drown (dihydrogen monoxide story).