I would love banana bread rip to living in student halls :((

It’s cold and flu season tbh but hope ya feel better soon man

My sister has sinusitis and it’s pretty much all covid symptoms, but negative test 🤷🏻‍♀️

Had not has, she’s back on base now

Could you not get an antibody test?

They’re using everything and anything to say people have covid 😂

Rip I’m from England

> @toasby im so sorry for you their accents piss me off...no offense lol
@TexanPatriot am not offended they annoy me too 😂 I’m northern though not pish posh

> You guys see that Fauci said vaccination does not negate need for masks/social distancing?
@MrAconite WHAT ELSE IS IT MEANT TO DO

> I like the brit accent , sounds fancy
@KingZapapple there’s so many accents from this side of the pond, some are nice some are absolute arse

> My favorites are
> Irish
> Brit
> Scot
> German
> Russian/Slavic
@KingZapapple What do you mean by Brit we’ve got the poshos down south, geordies, scousers, “northern” (me) that sounds like farmers, the list goes one

Mine is number 9 from the video

To be fair the video isn’t exactly true with the words they use but the accent is quite good

I really wanna move to America in a few years but I can’t decide between Texas and Nevada

Isn’t it under that airport with the horse statue (comment probably belongs to the conspiracy theories thread)

I won’t lie the highlight of my week being Christmas scented cleaning solution is a bit sad but here we are

Usually gingerbread, cinnamon - or of course the pine needle smell

I reckon roasted bc fried I have to smell the cooking oil and I hate the smell of cooking oil

> @toasby what is wrong with you
@VulpesVulpes spent my years working in a takeaway, the smell clings to your clothes and your hair and so so annoying

It’s ok though now I’m in law school and the takeaway cooking oil smell is far far away

> In law , cooking oil is forbidden
@KingZapapple definitely should be

Why not tomatoes

Who eats raw tomatoes in the first place?

Tomatoes are good as a purée or sauce if they still have skin I’m not eating them

Punching anyone will only ever back up their narrative that it’s anyone but themselves that are violent

German isn’t hot? Sounds like angry sneezing

Not even one of the Romance languages

Russian, that’s hot

I mean ,, both > Overall
@Max4Z

goat is a Russian spy

I can speak bits of German not much else

Just me that finds European accents a big no no? Might be the whole brexit thing

> Hey just so y’all know I just joined and I saw the rules and I wanna thank zed for putting an emphasis on prohibiting anti-Semitic things
@talhirsh4 +++

I like most American accents unless they’ve got too much vocal fry, basically as long as they don’t sound like Kim kardashian

> Like emma watson, shes hot af
@MyUsername Shame about her “self partnership” then 😂

> Was she the one in the live action beauty and the beast?
@VulpesVulpes yes

I’m just tryna eat my corn what are y’all kicking off for

I think I enjoy it more watching it from the outside

I’d love to drive a Tesla but I also love the smell of petrol too much

> @toasby just get one of each
@chromatically I can only dream 😂

> @toasby just burn a can of oil while you drive
@Frozenflame like a scented candle but purely contributing to climate change

I was veggie for a whole but whilst under the influence ate chicken and just decided to not bother anymore

While*

My opinion is that I do not care what people choose to eat I just don’t need to hear about it every time I’m eating

Like if y’all wanna avoid meat go ahead but don’t chew me out for eating it lmao

I love love love pasta, as a uni student that’s a good thing

Bro I’m not committing climate genocide by having a couple of kids

> @ThiccTomato just learn to cook cheap food, sew your own clothes, and eat the weakest ones and you’re good to go
@VulpesVulpes I can already do all that I just gotta finish law school before popping any out

I absolutely refuse to get an overdraft cause I’m qUiRkY

> The most expensive part of cooking will be the beginning when you're buying equipment and learning
@Frozenflame my obsession with le creuset is laughing at me with this comment

be a man @Drift

I can make some cracking texmex food thanks to my Texan father, feels out of place in northern England I’m surrounded by pies and pasties

> @toasby mmmm pies and pasties. Gimme
@VulpesVulpes let me introduce you to Greggs 10/10

> Northern England? Zomg foreign election meddling
@Frozenflame I know right, couldn’t vote in my last election so I’m ruining yours

I like McDonald’s , the breakfast wrap was lovely before covid stole it and they haven’t brought it back 😭😭

I rate that

Liz is on her way out and Phillip is is no place to rule

> Imagine having kings and queens in 2020 <:KEK:726877368601411624>
@Max4Z imagine letting Biden win smh

I just need enough money for my own small island smh

> Just like Epstein?
@Max4Z like him but without the child trafficking ✌🏼

I like liking amazon because apparently it’s so evil

But nowhere else delivers to where I live bc it’s the arse end of nowhere especially not next day

> @toasby ur in the middle of no where in the UK <:KEK:726877368601411624> <:KEK:726877368601411624>
@Max4Z yes and I like it!!

Big cities are cesspits x

I think you must bear in mind that the uk is smaller than most of your states, I live in the ass end of nowhere (literally a village) but I’m only twenty minutes from Manchester

We have good access to motorways from where i live too, it’s almost the dream place being so empty and quiet but allowing me to travel to lots of places quickly

You’re forgetting the fairy emojis lads

> “Omg yes BLM ✊, yass if u don’t support it ur like a racist and stuff, omg Jenny take a pic of me while holding this sign”
@Max4Z HAHAH spot on

Even in the UK I got trained with air rifles I’m trying to move the America so bad 😭

> @toasby wife/husband you an american
@chromatically not the worst option

Hello

I forget about Fahrenheit sometimes so “anything under seventy” really shocked me for a second

It’s like 4°c where I am, and it’s just pretty regular

28 would probably kill off half the uk

I sit happy at like 16-20°c which is like 60-68f

When I visit America I rely a whole lot on air con

Which fun fact we don’t have in the uk when it’s hot we all just die and definitely complain

I have no debt but also a grand total of £2.13 in my bank so idk man

OMG viva piñata YES

The og is good but trouble in paradise you get multiple gardens so idk

But party animals the party one has to be my favourite with the racing

come on man I’m new here just excited to see something I know

The modern day ruffian

I like to stay home to eat because restaurants tend to have a weird obsession with onion and I hate the stuff

Like how many things can you poison with onion, in the outside world it’s almost everything

hmmm

Not feeling that

I’d be off the wall

Hope you find the culprit 😂

I hate all onions

And one of my uni flatmates is a vegan he puts them in everything

Grapes are ok but you gotta be in the mood for them

Hello

Wait fifteen is well old

Like old enough to know better

Onions do not enhance flavour, they’re an obstacle

> @toasby HEY!
@Max4Z HEY

You are the millionth person to tell me such max

> I bet people who dislike onions cry before you even cut them
@mightytrump yes

I can cook yes, mostly Mexican food but I’m good at some British favourites too