Message from @Stickmakerman

Discord ID: 366972531611009044


2017-10-09 11:26:14 UTC  

jokes aside all my batteries arrived already can't be me

2017-10-09 11:29:33 UTC  

<:hahayes:330459104495665153>

2017-10-09 11:58:50 UTC  

This is a false flag by retailers to limit individual sale of batteries from china. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/366917420721635339/1506980805330.gif

2017-10-09 13:08:25 UTC  

Yo

2017-10-09 13:08:32 UTC  

yall mother fuckers i need help

2017-10-09 13:08:54 UTC  

what cellphone do i wanna use as a universal remote

2017-10-09 13:28:46 UTC  

im thinking i could get some ultracheap chinkphones

2017-10-09 13:42:13 UTC  

chuck your budget into kimovil.com

2017-10-09 15:00:42 UTC  

@Deleted User Oh boy the Pebble Steel is so close

2017-10-09 15:00:51 UTC  

got a call from the bus driver

2017-10-09 15:01:06 UTC  

said he's got the package for me and is on his way

2017-10-09 15:01:16 UTC  

oh damn boy

2017-10-09 15:01:18 UTC  

DHL don't have have drivers up here

2017-10-09 15:01:23 UTC  

wish they did that here

2017-10-09 15:01:28 UTC  

hope you enjoy it m8, the pebble time is my daily driver watch now

2017-10-09 15:25:41 UTC  

🥒 RICK

2017-10-09 15:36:51 UTC  

got it

2017-10-09 15:36:52 UTC  

charging it

2017-10-09 15:37:34 UTC  

>went to 7-11 for a redbull
>chink old lady took a large coffe cup, filled it with honey packets
>topped it off with coffee to hide it
Outfucking standing

2017-10-09 15:37:49 UTC  

top

2017-10-09 15:37:50 UTC  

kek

2017-10-09 15:38:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/366972693041381377/2017-10-09_17.37.33.jpg

2017-10-09 15:38:43 UTC  

Honestly have no idea what 7-11 is even doing with honey packets there, they aren't fucking starbucks

2017-10-09 15:39:05 UTC  

@Stickmakerman I hope you ordered that mousepad from BangGood or some other competitor.

2017-10-09 15:39:05 UTC  

Jack looks oddly Polish.

2017-10-09 15:39:25 UTC  

got that mousepad last year from artscow

2017-10-09 15:39:54 UTC  

nice mousepad

2017-10-09 15:40:13 UTC  

Jack Ma stares at my watch

2017-10-09 17:11:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/366995992408621067/Screenshot_from_2017-10-09_19-10-44.png

2017-10-09 17:11:56 UTC  

I thought this was going to lead to a reveal of a very disturbing fetish of yours.

2017-10-09 17:13:49 UTC  

"making dumplings"

2017-10-09 17:14:02 UTC  

sounds like an euphemism for taking a shit

2017-10-09 17:14:35 UTC  

that's what I was expecting, too

2017-10-09 17:14:45 UTC  

but then, why would she shit in the bed?

2017-10-09 17:15:39 UTC  

"running nose" lmao

2017-10-09 17:15:42 UTC  

No shame in a chamber pot

2017-10-09 17:15:50 UTC  

George Washington had a chamber pot.

2017-10-09 17:19:28 UTC  

>tfw no chamber pot

2017-10-09 17:19:38 UTC  

why do we stand up in the middle of the night to use the toilet?

2017-10-09 17:19:41 UTC  

like fucking animals