Lol

daddy dapple paid off newspapers to make someone almost dying all about him and dapple jr

Tfw less than 4 hour to wake up and cant sleep

Fml

I guess i will skip english lecture

you think he paid

1 btc

There's a lot of lore here for a community dedicated to buying cheap Chinese tat.

I feel like I could make a banepost out of that, but I'm too tired.

ehehehehehe

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/terrifying-haul-knives-confiscated-visitors-11281236

SO TERRIFYING

those kitchen knives on the right though, lmao

I genuinely feel sorry for the dude who lost a leatherman wave to these fools (top left)

that's a nice (and expensive here) tool

>deadly blades

what should i use to strip wires now?!

80% are opinel and swiss knives <:thonk:288060975775612929>

literal tools for wire stripping

@spaqin http://knifenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Photo-Shared-by-Essex-Police.png

coward!

jesus

i don't want to live there

i always have a knife and a screwdriver in my backpack

good thing they don't yet know I could bash someone's skull in with a tripod

well now they do

are gimbals safe

in my work backpack I have a tiny screwdriver with exchangeable bits, a leatherman wave, a victorinox swisscard, and I always bring a knife in my pants everywhere I go

I'm illegal in the UK.

more illegal than illegal immigrants

they at least don't bring knives in

who do you think brought the two actual kitchen knives to the museum <:thonk:288060975775612929>

someone who had to go shopping

and saw this nice deal on the knives

but

knives are banned in the UK

how do you buy something that's banned

you must be a terrorist

hm

maybe they were to the post

and got their chinkshit that day