Who could resist dick

That's not a lie

he is an alcoholic
he has a latest gen mbp
but i havent heard anything about friends so far

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does gf count 😭

It's the first two are truths and third a lie

you re just orbiting, thats not a gf

criiii

trans' gf is his right hand, fam

he is a devout christian afaik

this tbqh

I won't settle for anything less than a catholic conservative rees-moggian gf

no thick asian gf 😦

oh yeah shit forgot

and even then, I would only agree to shag after marriage with my trousers on

tfw no cute asian (cn or kor) gf

white/cn mixed is aligrin

Why can't we buy Asian gfs on AliExpress

^this

especially fembots

because multiculturalism

its alismirk you gummy horse abuser

sold out before 3 seconds past 11.11

O-or cute thai traps

👀

@Lynxoid you can

"""""fembots"""""

Thai traps are a solid meme

someone spent too much time on r9k

>he doesn't buy Asian girls

yes I've become a legit degenerate

what a surprise

either that or I stole the word from futurama

i dont abuse gummy horse ! ! ! ! ! !haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

probably the latter

🐴

so he likes it, is what you re saying, slib?

I still don't get where you get anything sexual from gummy horse.

How would that even work?

how wouldnt it work?