duh

i think those are skateboard words, idk

I need context.

When

Why

How

@JohnnyZ i didn't because I haven't actually been giving a crap about football this year

lol

ah

happens

OMG was he beating his wife or kid too?!

as is tradition in the NFL

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My best friend and I were practicing in his house. Took the wheels and trucks off, just used the deck. We had a training video from Tony Hawk. He was instructing on how to ollie, I attempted it and somehow fell on my ass. At that exact moment in the video, something happened and Tony Hawk started laughing, and it straight up felt like he was laughing at me.

That is anecdote material right there.

Hah dude. Last time I went to NH to visit my family I definitely went to the wrong door one night while drunk as hell

So then a few years later, I actually told that story to Tony Hawk at an event after we had shoved all of the little kids out of our way

actually it was the whole wrong building of condos.

... I was very drunk

Wow.

And he looked at me like I was the weirdest person in the world.

Anime suck

Tokyo Ghoul past S1.

Ew.

Jk, I still have to watch S3.

At that same event, we had Bucky Lasek sign a large jar of mixed nuts, because that was all we had handy and we liked the idea of asking a pro skateboarder to sign our nuts.

You are a really interesting guy, Mike!

My humor has not evolved at all.

If you're a male your humor doesn't seem to evolve past age 12

Which one do you think is best:
Longboard, Skateboard or Penny?

Dave Mirra is best

well. *was

I prefer skateboard, but since I can't ollie and only ever really used it for transport, I probably should be riding longboard lol

Ok, at least that's what I figured.

Razor scooter freestyle!

Long for transport, because flat wheels.

Skate for the cool stuff.

I tried that too, and my ankles still ache just looking at them

Unless you're one of those hypebeast asians doing flips with longboards.

In that case...