@JohnnyZ do u think that will go down as the biggest choke in sports history?

I can get by just fine in the ghetto, despite being pasty as hell. i've dated more than one woman who lived in the ghetto ffs.

thats also fair

I bought a skateboard.

I outgrew it.

That's basically my thinking as well.

😐

Buy a bigger skateboard

My football team left the team for Florida 😦

the whole team left!

(Tom Brady)

*I left it without learning to do an ollie*.

***I want my ollie***.

I still can't ollie, and Tony Hawk laughed at me for it.

@KyrosTheWarrior Just do a pop shove it 360 kick flip

duh

i think those are skateboard words, idk

I need context.

When

Why

How

@JohnnyZ i didn't because I haven't actually been giving a crap about football this year

lol

ah

happens

OMG was he beating his wife or kid too?!

as is tradition in the NFL

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My best friend and I were practicing in his house. Took the wheels and trucks off, just used the deck. We had a training video from Tony Hawk. He was instructing on how to ollie, I attempted it and somehow fell on my ass. At that exact moment in the video, something happened and Tony Hawk started laughing, and it straight up felt like he was laughing at me.

That is anecdote material right there.

Hah dude. Last time I went to NH to visit my family I definitely went to the wrong door one night while drunk as hell

So then a few years later, I actually told that story to Tony Hawk at an event after we had shoved all of the little kids out of our way

actually it was the whole wrong building of condos.

... I was very drunk

Wow.

And he looked at me like I was the weirdest person in the world.

Anime suck

Tokyo Ghoul past S1.

Ew.

Jk, I still have to watch S3.