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are you a CEO
wew
jack ma is that you?
I wish 😦
you're not a ceo
you're not a ceo
no I'm just a developer
ffs
I hate discord
I hate discord
no I'm just a developer
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develop discord better
I will pay you in chinkshit if you do
real ceos use ed, the superior text editor
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When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi and Emacs are just too damn slow. They print useless messages like, ‘C-h for help’ and ‘“foo” File is read only’. So I use the editor that doesn't waste my VALUABLE time.
Ed, man! !man ed
ED(1) Unix Programmer's Manual ED(1)
NAME
ed - text editor
SYNOPSIS
ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]
DESCRIPTION
Ed is the standard text editor.
---
Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first alphabetically, but because it's the standard. Everyone else loves ed because it's ED!
“Ed is the standard text editor.”
And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair. Just look:
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 24 Oct 29 1929 /bin/ed
-rwxr-xr-t 4 root 1310720 Jan 1 1970 /usr/ucb/vi
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990 /usr/bin/emacs
Of course, on the system I administrate, vi is symlinked to ed. Emacs has been replaced by a shell script which 1) Generates a syslog message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the user's disk quota by 100K; and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!
“Ed is the standard text editor.”
Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:
golem$ ed
?
help
?
?
?
quit
?
exit
?
bye
?
hello?
?
eat flaming death
?
^C
?
^C
?
^D
?
---
Note the consistent user interface and error reportage. Ed is generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm the novice with verbosity.
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[relevant xkcd meme]
real CEOs use microsoft word
"How do you generate a true random string?" - "You put a web dev in front of ed and tell him to save and exit"
it's a sticker in my office
probably an old meme
JESUS DISCORD KILL YOURSELF
not vi?
jesus christ
mfw the IT guy at my school has a fucking poster with 'dont expect long life Dell' printed in comic sans
that isn't rescue mode
we use surface pros and they're absolute shit
real ceos fuck their secretary while their secretary takes notes using whatever
that isn't rescue mode
I don't get that
we use surface pros and they're absolute shit
real ceos fuck their secretary while their secretary takes notes using whatever
I don't get that
that isn't rescue mode