Message from @Windatica

Discord ID: 380118127545155586


2017-11-14 22:11:23 UTC  

it's a keyone

2017-11-14 22:11:25 UTC  

WEN ID HABBENS BUD U FUG ID UBB :DDDD

2017-11-14 22:11:38 UTC  

>BlackBerry user

rare

2017-11-14 22:11:42 UTC  

ah, good prediction

2017-11-14 22:11:43 UTC  

is it working again

2017-11-14 22:11:47 UTC  

keyone has 625 lol

2017-11-14 22:11:47 UTC  

I luv keyboards

2017-11-14 22:11:49 UTC  

can't you do swipe gestures on the physical keyboard or something

2017-11-14 22:11:52 UTC  

yep

2017-11-14 22:11:54 UTC  

yes

2017-11-14 22:11:55 UTC  

thats wild

2017-11-14 22:12:03 UTC  

yeah that's actually impressive

2017-11-14 22:12:03 UTC  

you can scroll by swiping on the keyboard

2017-11-14 22:12:10 UTC  

how much was it @porco

2017-11-14 22:12:16 UTC  

I got it for free from work

2017-11-14 22:12:18 UTC  

are you a CEO

2017-11-14 22:12:20 UTC  

wew

2017-11-14 22:12:23 UTC  

jack ma is that you?

2017-11-14 22:12:27 UTC  

I wish 😦

2017-11-14 22:12:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/380117888687931402/IMG_20171114_2312409.jpg

2017-11-14 22:13:43 UTC  

you're not a ceo

2017-11-14 22:13:58 UTC  

you're not a ceo

2017-11-14 22:14:15 UTC  

no I'm just a developer

2017-11-14 22:14:20 UTC  

ffs

2017-11-14 22:14:30 UTC  

I hate discord

2017-11-14 22:14:36 UTC  

discord needs to delet itself

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/380118347880071180/mf2ssunc1roy.jpg

2017-11-14 22:14:43 UTC  

I hate discord

2017-11-14 22:14:48 UTC  

no I'm just a developer

2017-11-14 22:15:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/380118515371343873/20171114_221430.jpg

2017-11-14 22:15:17 UTC  

@Comfy#1404 rate this meme

2017-11-14 22:15:19 UTC  

develop discord better

2017-11-14 22:15:33 UTC  

I will pay you in chinkshit if you do

2017-11-14 22:15:48 UTC  

real ceos use ed, the superior text editor

2017-11-14 22:15:53 UTC  

```
When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi and Emacs are just too damn slow. They print useless messages like, ‘C-h for help’ and ‘“foo” File is read only’. So I use the editor that doesn't waste my VALUABLE time.

Ed, man! !man ed
ED(1) Unix Programmer's Manual ED(1)

NAME
ed - text editor

SYNOPSIS
ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]
DESCRIPTION
Ed is the standard text editor.

---

Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first alphabetically, but because it's the standard. Everyone else loves ed because it's ED!

“Ed is the standard text editor.”

And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair. Just look:
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 24 Oct 29 1929 /bin/ed
-rwxr-xr-t 4 root 1310720 Jan 1 1970 /usr/ucb/vi
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990 /usr/bin/emacs

Of course, on the system I administrate, vi is symlinked to ed. Emacs has been replaced by a shell script which 1) Generates a syslog message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the user's disk quota by 100K; and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!

“Ed is the standard text editor.”

Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:
golem$ ed

?
help
?
?
?
quit
?
exit
?
bye
?
hello?
?
eat flaming death
?
^C
?
^C
?
^D
?

---

Note the consistent user interface and error reportage. Ed is generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm the novice with verbosity.
```

2017-11-14 22:16:05 UTC  

real CEOs use nano

2017-11-14 22:16:23 UTC  

[relevant xkcd meme]

2017-11-14 22:16:27 UTC  

real CEOs use microsoft word

2017-11-14 22:16:31 UTC  

"How do you generate a true random string?" - "You put a web dev in front of ed and tell him to save and exit"

2017-11-14 22:16:40 UTC  

it's a sticker in my office

2017-11-14 22:16:44 UTC  

probably an old meme

2017-11-14 22:17:05 UTC  

for anyone interested

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/380118975092359178/real_programmers.png