Message from @Windatica
Discord ID: 380118127545155586
it's a keyone
WEN ID HABBENS BUD U FUG ID UBB :DDDD
>BlackBerry user
rare
ah, good prediction
is it working again
keyone has 625 lol
I luv keyboards
can't you do swipe gestures on the physical keyboard or something
yep
yes
thats wild
yeah that's actually impressive
you can scroll by swiping on the keyboard
I got it for free from work
are you a CEO
wew
jack ma is that you?
I wish 😦
you're not a ceo
no I'm just a developer
ffs
I hate discord
I hate discord
no I'm just a developer
@Comfy#1404 rate this meme
develop discord better
I will pay you in chinkshit if you do
real ceos use ed, the superior text editor
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When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi and Emacs are just too damn slow. They print useless messages like, ‘C-h for help’ and ‘“foo” File is read only’. So I use the editor that doesn't waste my VALUABLE time.
Ed, man! !man ed
ED(1) Unix Programmer's Manual ED(1)
NAME
ed - text editor
SYNOPSIS
ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]
DESCRIPTION
Ed is the standard text editor.
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Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first alphabetically, but because it's the standard. Everyone else loves ed because it's ED!
“Ed is the standard text editor.”
And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair. Just look:
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 24 Oct 29 1929 /bin/ed
-rwxr-xr-t 4 root 1310720 Jan 1 1970 /usr/ucb/vi
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990 /usr/bin/emacs
Of course, on the system I administrate, vi is symlinked to ed. Emacs has been replaced by a shell script which 1) Generates a syslog message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the user's disk quota by 100K; and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!
“Ed is the standard text editor.”
Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:
golem$ ed
?
help
?
?
?
quit
?
exit
?
bye
?
hello?
?
eat flaming death
?
^C
?
^C
?
^D
?
---
Note the consistent user interface and error reportage. Ed is generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm the novice with verbosity.
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real CEOs use nano
[relevant xkcd meme]
real CEOs use microsoft word
"How do you generate a true random string?" - "You put a web dev in front of ed and tell him to save and exit"
it's a sticker in my office
probably an old meme