Message from @porco

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2017-11-16 20:49:24 UTC  

Right next to my uni

2017-11-16 20:50:11 UTC  

@transience make a youtube fitness channel called The Unchinkening

2017-11-16 20:50:15 UTC  

I'd watch it

2017-11-16 20:50:33 UTC  

just a long unedited clip of you unpacking a chink tub of protein powder and running it through a chink blender

2017-11-16 20:50:37 UTC  

with chink supermarket milk

2017-11-16 20:52:16 UTC  

oh @fedora I used to be part of Glasgow Club and they had legit chink shit equipment, all the plates were chink and the racks were in chink branding

2017-11-16 20:52:17 UTC  

all of it

2017-11-16 20:52:42 UTC  

maximum sweat when you rack a PR and the rack starts creaking and buckling under it

2017-11-16 20:52:52 UTC  

Jack Ma cackling in the distance

2017-11-16 20:55:51 UTC  

kek

2017-11-16 20:57:06 UTC  

plates I get but Christ, buy racks domestic

2017-11-16 20:57:34 UTC  

Glasgow Club is run by the local council so of course they cut corners

2017-11-16 21:09:12 UTC  

tbh I bet @transience looks more feminine than my chink gf

2017-11-16 21:10:23 UTC  

@porco he does

2017-11-16 21:10:35 UTC  

thats where hard work and dedication in working out gets you to

2017-11-16 21:10:52 UTC  

maybe I should go for chink boys instead of chink girls 🤔

2017-11-16 21:11:07 UTC  

@transience i found you beee äffff

2017-11-16 21:12:39 UTC  

at least if he collapses somewhere drunk someone might mistake him for a girl and he'll get help

2017-11-16 21:12:56 UTC  

I know it's kinda racist but I always had some not rally explainable fetish for Asian girls. When I was a about 5, we had Chinese neighbours and I had a conversation that was about like that:
>me: why do you look so different?
>40 y/o Chinese female neighbour: Because I am Chinese
>me: I like that, when I am big I want to marry a Chinese woman

2017-11-16 21:13:20 UTC  

When I was in my teenage years I tried to rationalize it, because they looked more feminine

2017-11-16 21:13:33 UTC  

But if Asian boys look even more feminine

2017-11-16 21:13:39 UTC  

<:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

2017-11-16 21:15:30 UTC  

Unironic use of "toxic masculinity" and "patriarchy" during a lecture today at uni. <:kms:327934280619655179>

2017-11-16 21:15:41 UTC  

how did you fuck traps for years and not fuck a single asian trap?

2017-11-16 21:16:20 UTC  

Inb4 he fucked a trap and just didn't realise

2017-11-16 21:16:22 UTC  

I fucked a trap ONCE

2017-11-16 21:16:28 UTC  

only ONCE

2017-11-16 21:16:31 UTC  

was it good

2017-11-16 21:16:35 UTC  

and he/she was Dutch

2017-11-16 21:16:49 UTC  

and taller than me

2017-11-16 21:16:57 UTC  

wtf is that you?

2017-11-16 21:17:01 UTC  

skelly

2017-11-16 21:17:02 UTC  

damn transience

2017-11-16 21:17:03 UTC  

no

2017-11-16 21:17:07 UTC  

😭

2017-11-16 21:17:14 UTC  

you single?

2017-11-16 21:17:16 UTC  

hard work really pays off

2017-11-16 21:17:18 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-11-16 21:17:20 UTC  

reverse search that image

2017-11-16 21:17:24 UTC  

it's from /int/