Message from @porco

Discord ID: 380838348522258445


2017-11-16 21:53:55 UTC  

its too much work to go out and do illegal things

2017-11-16 21:53:57 UTC  

my best friend went to Amsterdam, popped three viagra at once and went on a rampage in the red light district

2017-11-16 21:54:07 UTC  

rip

2017-11-16 21:54:07 UTC  

is he rich?

2017-11-16 21:54:08 UTC  

jesus

2017-11-16 21:54:10 UTC  

his wallet at least

2017-11-16 21:54:12 UTC  

no

2017-11-16 21:54:16 UTC  

it's like 30 euro a girl

2017-11-16 21:54:22 UTC  

wtf

2017-11-16 21:54:24 UTC  

were the girls at least qt

2017-11-16 21:54:29 UTC  

I'm guessing not

2017-11-16 21:54:31 UTC  

not for 30 euro

2017-11-16 21:54:39 UTC  

for 30 Eur girls here won't even talk to you

2017-11-16 21:54:42 UTC  

he said they were, idk

2017-11-16 21:55:02 UTC  

recession hit everyone

2017-11-16 21:55:07 UTC  

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2017-11-16 21:55:08 UTC  

he dropped his wallet after he was done and shouted at the prostitute because she bent down to get it for him

2017-11-16 21:55:13 UTC  

DON'T TOUCH MY WALLET

2017-11-16 21:55:15 UTC  

Netherlands economy is going down

2017-11-16 21:55:24 UTC  

then the pimp burst in to confront him

2017-11-16 21:55:37 UTC  

R.I.P.

2017-11-16 21:55:51 UTC  

should get him on the podcast sometime

2017-11-16 21:55:55 UTC  

he's a character

2017-11-16 21:56:18 UTC  

>british people in amsterdam

2017-11-16 21:56:20 UTC  

never change

2017-11-16 21:56:34 UTC  

is this such a legend as british people in Krakow

2017-11-16 21:56:45 UTC  

one of his mates took so many drugs he thought he transformed into a hamster

2017-11-16 21:56:45 UTC  

I like krakow

2017-11-16 21:56:57 UTC  

its a wonderful sounding name

2017-11-16 21:57:01 UTC  

was on the dancefloor touching his teeth and panicking

2017-11-16 21:57:16 UTC  

britbongs come there cuz of 2gbp beer

2017-11-16 21:57:20 UTC  

and cheep hoes

2017-11-16 21:57:32 UTC  

yeah Liverpool airport

2017-11-16 21:57:40 UTC  

the party airport

2017-11-16 21:57:58 UTC  

cheap flights to all the cheapest, rankest britbong locations

2017-11-16 21:58:25 UTC  

>tfw spending two weeks in the UK end of year

2017-11-16 21:58:33 UTC  

still didn't decide which cities to visit

2017-11-16 21:58:36 UTC  

so, Liverpool?

2017-11-16 21:58:42 UTC  

L O N D O N

2017-11-16 21:58:42 UTC  

>domestic flights <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-11-16 21:58:43 UTC  

@transience please don't go to Pattaya