Message from @porco
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its too much work to go out and do illegal things
my best friend went to Amsterdam, popped three viagra at once and went on a rampage in the red light district
rip
is he rich?
jesus
his wallet at least
no
it's like 30 euro a girl
wtf
were the girls at least qt
I'm guessing not
not for 30 euro
for 30 Eur girls here won't even talk to you
he said they were, idk
recession hit everyone
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he dropped his wallet after he was done and shouted at the prostitute because she bent down to get it for him
DON'T TOUCH MY WALLET
Netherlands economy is going down
then the pimp burst in to confront him
should get him on the podcast sometime
he's a character
>british people in amsterdam
never change
is this such a legend as british people in Krakow
one of his mates took so many drugs he thought he transformed into a hamster
I like krakow
its a wonderful sounding name
was on the dancefloor touching his teeth and panicking
britbongs come there cuz of 2gbp beer
and cheep hoes
yeah Liverpool airport
the party airport
cheap flights to all the cheapest, rankest britbong locations
>tfw spending two weeks in the UK end of year
still didn't decide which cities to visit
so, Liverpool?
L O N D O N
>domestic flights <:thenk:329322130804047872>
@transience please don't go to Pattaya