Message from @Matthew

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2017-11-18 02:31:08 UTC  

had to move to win10

2017-11-18 02:37:56 UTC  

yeah i figured

2017-11-18 02:43:06 UTC  

Huh. You buy enough chinkshit to need an excel spreadsheet to track it all?

2017-11-18 02:46:32 UTC  

scroll up

2017-11-18 02:52:47 UTC  

criii

2017-11-18 02:53:10 UTC  

I was gonna meet with dapple either today or tomorrow and I've just woken up it's fucking 2PM

2017-11-18 03:13:20 UTC  

turns out all cheap whiskey mostly tastes the same

2017-11-18 03:14:26 UTC  

I'm more of a cider guy myself. It's a pitty that they're like 250 calories/serving, so I had to give booze up when I started dieting

2017-11-18 03:15:49 UTC  

@0x00ed How big?

2017-11-18 03:16:12 UTC  

@Matthew Why not give up food so you could continue enjoying cider?

2017-11-18 03:16:22 UTC  

cider is way over priced in my area, no idea why. probably all the college thots

2017-11-18 03:16:51 UTC  

@johnfrum Swing by Cuckistan some day. Find out what "overpriced" really means.

2017-11-18 03:17:49 UTC  

probably not 15 bucks for 6 bottles overpriced

2017-11-18 03:18:34 UTC  

>its a sam hyde video where he laughs obnoxiously loud at his own joke

2017-11-18 03:18:57 UTC  

@johnfrum lol, no, that's true.

2017-11-18 03:19:01 UTC  

More like $15 for one bottle.

2017-11-18 03:19:11 UTC  

that's the gucci ice wine tho

2017-11-18 03:20:22 UTC  

(really though, it's like $2+ for a bottle here)

2017-11-18 03:20:56 UTC  

>my cider is Canada prices

2017-11-18 03:21:00 UTC  

I feel dirty

2017-11-18 03:32:09 UTC  

In Minneapolis, The cider I buy is like, 15 bucks for 12 cans.

2017-11-18 03:32:59 UTC  

Smith and Forge, I think it's called. Good shit. It's a shame being 280 lbs means I have to drink damn near the whole case to get even mildly drunk.

2017-11-18 03:33:25 UTC  

drink it for taste, mang

2017-11-18 03:33:32 UTC  

love cider

2017-11-18 03:33:41 UTC  

have to settle for cheap bourbon

2017-11-18 03:34:21 UTC  

@Droidbot >irl friends with dapple

2017-11-18 03:34:35 UTC  

Now I drink 0-calorie La Croix like a fucking queer

2017-11-18 03:34:43 UTC  

@johnfrum doing it for a meme

2017-11-18 03:34:53 UTC  

csg Sydney meetup

2017-11-18 03:34:59 UTC  

That is pretty queer @Matthew

2017-11-18 03:35:05 UTC  

also known as autismcon 2017

2017-11-18 03:35:33 UTC  

Just drink water

2017-11-18 03:35:39 UTC  

and vodka

2017-11-18 03:35:50 UTC  

Vodka is fucking shit

2017-11-18 03:35:56 UTC  

scientists are still up in the air if alcohol really counts as calories

2017-11-18 03:36:09 UTC  

If anything else, I'd go for Mead if I couldn't have cider

2017-11-18 03:36:17 UTC  

E V E R C L E A R

2017-11-18 03:36:38 UTC  

everclear is "drinking just to get drunk" tier

2017-11-18 03:37:00 UTC  

Yeah, bought it once for a meme, never again

2017-11-18 03:37:22 UTC  

goes down pretty smooth though, like a gas

2017-11-18 03:37:35 UTC  

On my 21st birthday, I ruined Capt. Morgan's for myself by drinking the entire bottle by myself in just under an hour