Message from @swigs

Discord ID: 381886439757185036


2017-11-19 18:37:44 UTC  

the propane tanks are in your stomach

2017-11-19 18:37:50 UTC  

👌😂😂👌

2017-11-19 18:37:54 UTC  

I certainly don't burn coal

2017-11-19 18:50:33 UTC  

>take my mucinex
>Half an hour later hack up a cup of phglem

2017-11-19 18:50:41 UTC  

I-is this the power of Big Pharma?

2017-11-19 18:54:20 UTC  

Fentanylâ„¢

2017-11-19 18:58:59 UTC  

One last note about Fatty's Doctor Visit: The black nurse dug my DragonBall Z compression shirt

2017-11-19 18:59:12 UTC  

Why do black people love DBZ so goddamned much? It's uncanny

2017-11-19 19:00:14 UTC  

there's a clever joke to be had here

2017-11-19 19:01:15 UTC  

She recognized that it was Vegeta's shirt after "he got jacked up by Freiza".

2017-11-19 19:01:20 UTC  

I was like "y-you too"

2017-11-19 19:01:37 UTC  

@Matthew should've asked if she wanted to see your one headed dragon

2017-11-19 19:01:52 UTC  

Her first fucking words to me when I walked in were

2017-11-19 19:02:07 UTC  

"YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE HONGREY BUT YOUR LUNCH AINT FOR ANOTHER HOUR? GOT DAMN"

2017-11-19 19:02:18 UTC  

But other than that, very nice

2017-11-19 19:03:25 UTC  

Mexicans also like dbz

2017-11-19 19:04:07 UTC  

Could it be...power fantasies?

2017-11-19 19:05:57 UTC  

we wuz kangs

2017-11-19 19:06:46 UTC  

We wuz super saiyens n shieet

2017-11-19 19:18:06 UTC  

Mexicans love dbz to a fanatical extent

2017-11-19 19:20:22 UTC  

preference for the inferior, but in all honesty

2017-11-19 19:20:30 UTC  

they were kids who watched whatever was on

2017-11-19 19:21:30 UTC  

I still remember the first episode of DBZ I saw

2017-11-19 19:21:48 UTC  

I turned on Cartoon network and they were fighting Freiza's little butt buddy

2017-11-19 19:21:53 UTC  

the pinky spiky guy

2017-11-19 19:21:59 UTC  

>tfw gypsy

2017-11-19 19:22:02 UTC  

<:smail:379313786193969152>

2017-11-19 19:22:50 UTC  

I thought dbz was an amateur production for idiots when I saw my first ep

2017-11-19 19:23:15 UTC  

like what is this so choppy? why do all the characters all look alike? why is there so much dialogue without movement?

2017-11-19 19:24:06 UTC  

@Ankka am i gypsy??? <:smail:379313786193969152>

2017-11-19 19:24:08 UTC  

Because I caught on to the beginning of cartoon network and I think I watched all of Fleischer Studios stuff

2017-11-19 19:25:07 UTC  

@fedora you did try to steal my phone <:alithink:327930371796893698>

2017-11-19 19:27:28 UTC  

tfw old enough to watch anime become mainstream and turn shitty

2017-11-19 19:27:50 UTC  

Myyrmäen Puukko-Hemmo

2017-11-19 19:28:03 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-11-19 19:29:19 UTC  

Have y'all watched the official chinkshit documentary?

2017-11-19 19:29:24 UTC  

The one about Shenzen, that is

2017-11-19 19:30:01 UTC  

With the cigar smoking chink?

2017-11-19 19:30:07 UTC  

jew chink*

2017-11-19 19:30:56 UTC  

Our hero is at 43:43 in that vid