i kinda want to start a betting pool to see how long can you keep this job before the manager are in a bad mood and decide to fire you again <:KEK:726877368601411624>

People have mental fatigue and no sense of humor left. Too bad since I am here to party. <:ZedDecaprio:784198104646811668>

Same

<:BlobEyes:648258643774537728> I want to party

^^^ you two have fun 😂 behave, boys

Hi Kyros 👋

Youtube once in a while recommends me conservatives talking about fraud.

It's like working at Starbucks here. One person coughs and they shut down for a week.

I think it's getting better.

😄

<:DerpyMeow:675825290425008171> aye aye cap'in

alright, imma dip back to work now. have fun!

Have fun at work!

you're the best

^w^

Let me be clear. I do not work at Starbucks. lol Just never know when they are going to be closed.

But funny to stand out front on the phone so people drive up and park before I give them the thumbs down, then they freak out.

Addicted.

I remember reading somewhere that Starbucks adds more caffeine to their coffee to up the addiction potential. Not sure if that's true, but it kinda makes sense

Yes, I read that too. Something like 5 times.

Caffeine and/or flavor.

back, and i have stories of me doing dumb shit.

You have some nice scars? Chicks dig scars.

a couple, yes.

one of my knuckles is forever fucked.

Ill take the bet that ill keep this job for a month

i mean, if i force it, it looks normal <:KEK:726877368601411624>

You pushed one in? I did that, but after a couple of years it looks almost normal.

How much are you trying to bet?

no, it's completely displaced.

my middle finger is bent to one side because of said knuckle.

lol Sorry to laugh, but I pictured you giving the bird with that.

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too bad it's my left fingie.

only flip people off with rightie.

i'm such a child.

I don't have many cool scar stories. Usually my escapades don't end with that. However I do have wide feet and can't wear any actually cool shoes and it irritates me to no end.

When driving you have to use the left so you can hang it out the window.

**c h o n k y f o o t s**

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If I walk into a Foot Locker and ask if they have my size they look at me like I'm dumb because they don't even realize it's a size or sell anything in that size.