What are they even about

Publish them as very kinky pornos

horizen is noob

here he goes with another long as book <:KEK:726877368601411624>

My latest idea is basically Santa Clause, but he's gone insane over the years, and has his elves do his dirty work for him. One year, a small child traps him, and his elves basically come in like a SWAT team and massacre the entire family.

bro, everything ok?

okay I get the point

Dude. What a nice Crack fic

Stop. Get some help

But if you ever do publish anything like that, make sure to tell me. I want to read it

According to the state of Virginia, I'm a normal functioning member of society.

that's why ily

Fair enough

what

u like being called noob

noobs do stupid stuff

According to the state of California half of the chemicals in my body cause cancer

and that's why ily

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ohh

So I have a question If I have a pic I wanted to submit to have a meme made of it where would I post it?

well okay then

i guess u love me

one of the meme channels and the mods pick it out

But the whole idea is that Santa has to be good, because he's the judge of who's naughty and who's nice, so he basically starts training the elves to punish the kids who are naughty but still write letters lying to him kind of thing. Like I said, pretty dark.

ok, so i left my window open for my cat

Anyone else notice how california thinks everything causes cancer? Not hormone pills tho, those have 0 risk of cancer according to california.

and who jumps into the window?

my fucken dog <:KEK:726877368601411624>

What a suprise

My gun had a sticker saying the state of CA had evidence that it could cause cancer and reproductive damage because of lead exposure.

well, technically. if the bullet didn't kill you, lead poisoning would.

Also my brother sent me a picture from his Home Depot where they have those on the wood, because sawdust can now cause cancer.

hol' up. run that by me again.

Any time you buy wood from a Home Depot in CA, there's stickers and signs saying that wood working can cause cancer, because sawdust.

I should have a label on me saying that I could cause reproductive harm due to the sulfur, chlorine, and potassium in my body

oh christ almighty...

Yeah, they would probably snort it.

Basically everything has that sticker because it has some kind of plastic or chemical in it. I know when I sold cell phones, they all had the sticker too.

Not sticker, it was in the fine print on the boxes

Apparently California needs to tell me that my Cobalt 60 RS can cause cancer