(Also I really want whoever wrote that article to play a few hours of UFC 4, then get into the Octagon)

are you not mike

????

Who's mike

OH

@mikeflarkin this is mike

OMG you dont know mike?

im sorry

brain malfunctioned there

Lol

🤔

but uh, since i played the modern warfare 3 campaign, does that mean i'm both a delta and sas operator?

life be like that sometimes

No, my novels are probably too dark to get published.

by the logic

yessir

that would mean yes.

seriously?

What are they even about

Publish them as very kinky pornos

horizen is noob

here he goes with another long as book <:KEK:726877368601411624>

My latest idea is basically Santa Clause, but he's gone insane over the years, and has his elves do his dirty work for him. One year, a small child traps him, and his elves basically come in like a SWAT team and massacre the entire family.

bro, everything ok?

okay I get the point

Dude. What a nice Crack fic

Stop. Get some help

But if you ever do publish anything like that, make sure to tell me. I want to read it

According to the state of Virginia, I'm a normal functioning member of society.

that's why ily

Fair enough

what

u like being called noob

noobs do stupid stuff

According to the state of California half of the chemicals in my body cause cancer

and that's why ily

<:KEK:726877368601411624>

ohh

So I have a question If I have a pic I wanted to submit to have a meme made of it where would I post it?

well okay then

i guess u love me