and Y'all can't do anything to stop me

no u cant u gotta be an initiated redneck

but then again

No u cant

I do eat marshmallow fluff right out of the jar

Kidding, you live up to your name, and I respect that.

name 3 redneck things u tend to do

Y'all got a problem?

U cant use yall if u never been NOODLING

When I was a democrat, for the longest time, I was really awkward saying the words 'black' or 'african american' because I thought I'd offend black people no matter what I said. Then I realized that was BS...

thank you. i put a lotta effort into my name <:KEK:726877368601411624>

so

Why would I want to touch a catfish?

Because

if I get bit by zombie, vampire and werewolf

bc cat fish got whiskers

why don't I get matches on tinder am I ugly

what would I turn into?

and thats cool

^

When I was growing up my mom literally *would not let me criticize Barrack Obama.*

Cause you’re ugly <:KEK:726877368601411624>

SHIT

yikes

max said tinder had been messing up the algorithm

I never get matches

Look I'll be the first to point out that Barack Obama is an AMAZING SPEAKER. and has a lot of charisma. Problem is, he's still an awful president.

but that's because I dont use tinder

How so?

i find them in drawers or under the passenger seats

Nice joke

I want a long ass matches

Charismatic lmao

I mean, he had me convinced for awhile

Then the lies start to pile up. . .

Obama <:KEK:726877368601411624>

And I thought it was *normal* at the time. I was like "Oh, yeah. This is a regular political discussion. Y'know, you just have things that are literally verboten. Right."

The failed policies

the strike anywhere kind... those are hard to find

Except that he's not, He leans heavy on his teleprompter

He’s a big liar