Since it's the best

old tvs

Ok

I like mine better

Long story short, I can say Y'all

i.....may or may not do that

and Y'all can't do anything to stop me

no u cant u gotta be an initiated redneck

but then again

No u cant

I do eat marshmallow fluff right out of the jar

Kidding, you live up to your name, and I respect that.

name 3 redneck things u tend to do

Y'all got a problem?

U cant use yall if u never been NOODLING

When I was a democrat, for the longest time, I was really awkward saying the words 'black' or 'african american' because I thought I'd offend black people no matter what I said. Then I realized that was BS...

thank you. i put a lotta effort into my name <:KEK:726877368601411624>

so

Why would I want to touch a catfish?

Because

if I get bit by zombie, vampire and werewolf

bc cat fish got whiskers

why don't I get matches on tinder am I ugly

what would I turn into?

and thats cool

^

When I was growing up my mom literally *would not let me criticize Barrack Obama.*

Cause you’re ugly <:KEK:726877368601411624>

SHIT

yikes

max said tinder had been messing up the algorithm

I never get matches

Look I'll be the first to point out that Barack Obama is an AMAZING SPEAKER. and has a lot of charisma. Problem is, he's still an awful president.

but that's because I dont use tinder

How so?

i find them in drawers or under the passenger seats

Nice joke

I want a long ass matches

Charismatic lmao

I mean, he had me convinced for awhile

Then the lies start to pile up. . .