oh

U in the army rn?

Counting seconds that go by bord

Where are you flying to?

wait u a marine

When I joined my phone didn't even have a camera yet

*looks at uniform* I hope so

no, he's in the army <:KEK:795742276549607456>

Or internet

oh

South Carolina

Man, if I was a guy I’d so join the military

i think it's national guards, but idk <:KEK:795742276549607456>

Yall im joining a militia!

well cys

I wanted to be a navy seal when I was little

Women get a shit ton more privlage in the army

cya

you can still join the army as a female lol

Hahahaha

Nah I’ll stay small, fragile, and cute

the bar is lowered <:KEK:795742276549607456>

I joined the navy as a female

Basically desireable

You just wanted a pet seal. It's different.

Yup. Still female

I wanted to stay like that 👀

Thats the way my JROTC CSM was now she is an LT in the USMC

oh really? how long were you in the navy?

Than I heard about the paychecks and fun

money calls

<:KEKWait:780472182387376130> I thought you were a bloke

Service members dont get paid enough

I get a McDonald's worker salary...

Oh my ankles were entirely destroyed by the end of basic.

A bloke lol

They should be able to afford a house in California by the time they leave

So alas.

But hey uncle sam needs me 🥺

The key is in that she's a knife. Not actually Rambo.

I was in my hs’s air force JROTC for about a week until my mother made the school remove me from it.