Message from @scorch
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i hate owing money
interest sucks balls
im assuming it actually helped your credit though
I have a conference next month so I'm saving up to pay off those costs and then after that I have two-three months to save before I move. So I should be right. I think.
lanius is here to put us all to sleep
yeah they sent me a form for extra credit on card which i never filled out. would have upped my limit to 10 grand
I reckon I could save about $300 a fortnight
http://conniptions.gives/
lol why didnt you fill it out
Confrence won't cost overly much because free accomodation. Just meals.
i don't need it. i have more than that in cash
i just use card for online
now
>not churning
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Reckon 1'300 will be enough to move on?
Or should I give it an extra pay or two?
i killed chat
yeah you did fag
*blocked
give opinions
of this
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A paralyzed man says to his friend, “Go upstairs and get my shoes. My feet are cold”
The friend goes upstairs and sees the paralyzed man’s two sexy 17 year old daughters.
He says, “Your father sent me up here to have sex with you.”
One of the girls replies, “That couldn’t possibly be true!”
The man says “I’ll prove it” and then yells towards the stairs, “Both of them?”
The paralyzed man yells back “Of course both of them!”
Classic lol
Murphy goes to see his mate Paddy who has broken leg.
Paddy says, "me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fook off you liar!"
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
Okay, This is kinda epic lol's tbh.
why would you share a roasty twitter meme here
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never do it again, the first joke is funny though
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All these infantilized manchildren on twitter literally crying over a stranded racoon
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I missed the racoon shit
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1006832813499269120 ok, this is epic
you gotta love drumpf
I wanna hug him
I wanna get a gf and hug her. <:autist:402378380063932418>
Mrs. "K" can kill herself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8C-VFbP-JQ ok this is epic