too much power

valve in the piston

some piston in the turbo

piston in the crank

Do the liberals know.. that.... cars have master and slave cylinders?

Don’t tell em

Or that computers have master and slave circuits?

lol

oof

Why do you think they try so hard to get people to take public transportation?

Omg

muffler bearing

Hahaha

brake?

Hahahaa

then you cut the brake lines

Hahaha

just remove the rotor

Engine, just straight gone

Are you ASE certified damn bro

Axles broken

~punishments

just dont put an oil in it

then just sit in the driveway sitting on the limiter for about 20 minutes

They say the big money is working on exotic cars

big power is big money

I got some friends who went to national auto diesel school

They’re doing great

i run 2 stroke fuel in diesels

vegetable oil

kaboom?

apparently a 2 stroke dirt bike can run on diesel and not explode

Pinyata

melt a hole in the pistons

who needs rings anyways

compton

One of my friends new diesels got hydro locked?

riverside

But the dumb mechanic tried starting the engine

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