Hahaha

brake?

Hahahaa

then you cut the brake lines

Hahaha

just remove the rotor

Engine, just straight gone

Are you ASE certified damn bro

Axles broken

~punishments

just dont put an oil in it

then just sit in the driveway sitting on the limiter for about 20 minutes

They say the big money is working on exotic cars

big power is big money

I got some friends who went to national auto diesel school

They’re doing great

i run 2 stroke fuel in diesels

vegetable oil

kaboom?

apparently a 2 stroke dirt bike can run on diesel and not explode

Pinyata

melt a hole in the pistons

who needs rings anyways

compton

One of my friends new diesels got hydro locked?

riverside

But the dumb mechanic tried starting the engine

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just weld the rods to the crank

Get stick bugged

Sony just did a fuck up

released ps6 early?

Yep

epic

I ordere me the ps5 without the disc drive

And everyone is pissed off

And got a $25 usb disc drive

i got a ps5 without the cpu

It's already out of stock

Hahaha