Message from @porco

Discord ID: 385404147291258883


2017-11-29 12:04:57 UTC  

speaking of has anyone finished Wolfenstein II?

2017-11-29 12:05:00 UTC  

It's pretty great

2017-11-29 12:06:36 UTC  

i wanted to play wolfenstein 2

2017-11-29 12:06:48 UTC  

but the game just seems so fucking weird

2017-11-29 12:07:13 UTC  

play The New Order before 2

2017-11-29 12:07:21 UTC  

It's a utopian future

2017-11-29 12:09:50 UTC  

Oh, Strafe is nice too.

2017-11-29 12:10:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/385402199309680641/unknown.png

2017-11-29 12:12:36 UTC  

I love how during release they said pre-orderers would get (literally in their words) "a completely overpowered weapon that would make you win the game". Guess what the weapon does? As soon as you use it you get sent to the credits rolling.

2017-11-29 12:12:59 UTC  

It's a good joke, but some people had the joke go right over their head. https://www.htxt.co.za/2017/04/28/rogue-fps-game-strafe-gets-a-new-weapon-as-a-preorder-bonus-unfortunately/

2017-11-29 12:13:00 UTC  

Oh my fucking god

2017-11-29 12:13:56 UTC  

That's amazing

2017-11-29 12:14:08 UTC  

kinda cool, kinda sucks but an apartment i want to live in had a person shooting out the window, this should help reduce property value/rent

2017-11-29 12:14:59 UTC  

'the price is solid'
'theres some dude shooting out a window'
'oh fuck lemme drop the price $35 for you'

2017-11-29 12:15:27 UTC  

@z3rk is that stranded

2017-11-29 12:15:36 UTC  

no wait fuck

2017-11-29 12:15:38 UTC  

rs

2017-11-29 12:15:42 UTC  

oldschool runescape

2017-11-29 12:15:47 UTC  

yeah, that's how the nevada property market works

2017-11-29 12:18:14 UTC  

What about Rotschöpfe and Behinderte?

2017-11-29 12:18:29 UTC  

woops that was already a little older

2017-11-29 12:18:31 UTC  

should have scrolled

2017-11-29 12:20:10 UTC  

then you have to add Schlitzaugen too

2017-11-29 12:51:35 UTC  

me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/385412478127046656/aLJYkq2.png

2017-11-29 13:04:31 UTC  

convince me not to buy this lads

2017-11-29 13:04:42 UTC  

dont buy this lad

2017-11-29 13:04:47 UTC  

ok ty

2017-11-29 13:13:09 UTC  

if you look carefully you can see the screen is turned 45 degrees to the right

2017-11-29 13:13:12 UTC  

that aint normal

2017-11-29 13:13:27 UTC  

It is for the Thinkpad tablets

2017-11-29 13:14:14 UTC  

exactly

2017-11-29 13:30:24 UTC  

what the fuck is this

2017-11-29 13:56:58 UTC  

its one of these times again, on the ceramic throne and pondering why i am doing that to myself.
no curry december it is

2017-11-29 15:12:12 UTC  
2017-11-29 15:28:25 UTC  

Technically porcelain is a ceramic

2017-11-29 15:28:38 UTC  

@JHWH also stop being a little bitch

2017-11-29 15:47:59 UTC  

Stfu u low test soy boy

2017-11-29 16:01:23 UTC  

you have been in gym for a year and you're still not buff