Message from @i○bas

Discord ID: 386203084545720333


2017-12-01 17:09:35 UTC  

>buying chink OTC drugs

2017-12-01 17:09:45 UTC  

chink or go home

2017-12-01 17:10:06 UTC  

>not waiting for death, but wanting to have it appear beyond your control at the same time

2017-12-01 17:10:12 UTC  

@transience you already almost died drinking chink tea, watch yourself

2017-12-01 17:10:33 UTC  

@transience it became illegal in france not too long ago.
<@386192457391669249> that isn't true, it only affects your liver if it contains acetaminophen or if you mix it with diphenhydramine

2017-12-01 17:10:53 UTC  

I would buy some chink antidepressents or chink viagra for lulz

2017-12-01 17:11:02 UTC  

would probably be fake and poison tho

2017-12-01 17:11:04 UTC  

🤔

2017-12-01 17:11:05 UTC  

flour

2017-12-01 17:11:06 UTC  

lol

2017-12-01 17:11:18 UTC  

we found some chink biagra and bialis last night

2017-12-01 17:11:25 UTC  

how was it

2017-12-01 17:11:34 UTC  

I mean found it on ali, didn't take it

2017-12-01 17:11:46 UTC  

on alibaba, not aliexpress right?

2017-12-01 17:11:56 UTC  

aliexpress

2017-12-01 17:12:04 UTC  

>buy $5 daniel wellington watch
>its a wanking piece of shit
>dispute it and win
>50 days later
>mysterious package arrives from china
>open it
>it's full of white powder

2017-12-01 17:12:28 UTC  

>yfw you accidently bought cocaine

2017-12-01 17:12:29 UTC  

I PUT A BRICK IN YO FACE, NOW WHATTYA GON DO WIT IT???

2017-12-01 17:12:30 UTC  

this unironically happened to someone from csg

2017-12-01 17:13:07 UTC  

chink probably sent flour or baking soda to shit him up

2017-12-01 17:13:10 UTC  

anthrax overkill

2017-12-01 17:13:48 UTC  

@Deleted User I thought chinks were only allowed to trade chemicals on alibaba, can you give me a link? I'm curious

2017-12-01 17:14:01 UTC  

it was listed as an umbrella

2017-12-01 17:14:34 UTC  

>order umbrella
>drugs arrive instead

2017-12-01 17:14:34 UTC  

>raincoat with an umbrella

2017-12-01 17:14:51 UTC  

just use your cialis engorged blood sausage as an umbrella

2017-12-01 17:15:16 UTC  

>only some weirdo leaf shows up in the order page 1
hmmmm

2017-12-01 17:15:34 UTC  

wow that leaf ordered a lot

2017-12-01 17:15:36 UTC  

that leaf is fucking like nobody's business right about now

2017-12-01 17:16:17 UTC  

dude, i keep going to the next pages and i keep seeing a lot of orders from this leaf lmao

2017-12-01 17:16:20 UTC  

in reality, it's just a balding 38 year old with a shitty life trying to save his marriage

2017-12-01 17:16:25 UTC  

Rather masturbating furiously to cartoons @Deleted User

2017-12-01 17:16:53 UTC  

Cialis doesn't really make you more horny, it just makes your boners 10x harder

2017-12-01 17:16:56 UTC  

this leaf has to have like 40+ orders

2017-12-01 17:17:16 UTC  

>check mail
>no chinkshit yet
Slow ass mail man

2017-12-01 17:17:55 UTC  

@i○bas there's biagra from the same seller

2017-12-01 17:17:57 UTC  

among other things

2017-12-01 17:17:58 UTC  

>cannot deliver to united states

2017-12-01 17:18:04 UTC  

no chink viagra for me i guess

2017-12-01 17:18:41 UTC  

are you willing to meet that leaf madman at the border?