🤔

flour

lol

we found some chink biagra and bialis last night

how was it

I mean found it on ali, didn't take it

on alibaba, not aliexpress right?

aliexpress

>buy $5 daniel wellington watch
>its a wanking piece of shit
>dispute it and win
>50 days later
>mysterious package arrives from china
>open it
>it's full of white powder

>yfw you accidently bought cocaine

I PUT A BRICK IN YO FACE, NOW WHATTYA GON DO WIT IT???

this unironically happened to someone from csg

chink probably sent flour or baking soda to shit him up

anthrax overkill

@Deleted User I thought chinks were only allowed to trade chemicals on alibaba, can you give me a link? I'm curious

it was listed as an umbrella

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wild-pueraria-lobata-powerful-breast-enhancement-essential-oil-soft-capsule-regulate-breast-beauty-girl-breast-enhancement/32565928946.html

>order umbrella
>drugs arrive instead

>raincoat with an umbrella

just use your cialis engorged blood sausage as an umbrella

>only some weirdo leaf shows up in the order page 1
hmmmm

wow that leaf ordered a lot

that leaf is fucking like nobody's business right about now

dude, i keep going to the next pages and i keep seeing a lot of orders from this leaf lmao

in reality, it's just a balding 38 year old with a shitty life trying to save his marriage

Rather masturbating furiously to cartoons @Deleted User

Cialis doesn't really make you more horny, it just makes your boners 10x harder

this leaf has to have like 40+ orders

>check mail
>no chinkshit yet
Slow ass mail man

@i○bas there's biagra from the same seller

among other things

>cannot deliver to united states

no chink viagra for me i guess

are you willing to meet that leaf madman at the border?

it's ok just use Tor 🤗

^

Cialis and viagra is dirt cheap everywhere

holy shit though

canadaperson really needs a lot of it

yeah il probaly just TOR some shit

>only ordered 1 piece at a time and not 400