Message from @i○bas
Discord ID: 386204031741067275
aliexpress
>buy $5 daniel wellington watch
>its a wanking piece of shit
>dispute it and win
>50 days later
>mysterious package arrives from china
>open it
>it's full of white powder
>yfw you accidently bought cocaine
I PUT A BRICK IN YO FACE, NOW WHATTYA GON DO WIT IT???
this unironically happened to someone from csg
chink probably sent flour or baking soda to shit him up
anthrax overkill
@Deleted User I thought chinks were only allowed to trade chemicals on alibaba, can you give me a link? I'm curious
it was listed as an umbrella
>order umbrella
>drugs arrive instead
>raincoat with an umbrella
just use your cialis engorged blood sausage as an umbrella
>only some weirdo leaf shows up in the order page 1
hmmmm
wow that leaf ordered a lot
that leaf is fucking like nobody's business right about now
dude, i keep going to the next pages and i keep seeing a lot of orders from this leaf lmao
in reality, it's just a balding 38 year old with a shitty life trying to save his marriage
Rather masturbating furiously to cartoons @Deleted User
Cialis doesn't really make you more horny, it just makes your boners 10x harder
>check mail
>no chinkshit yet
Slow ass mail man
@i○bas there's biagra from the same seller
among other things
>cannot deliver to united states
no chink viagra for me i guess
are you willing to meet that leaf madman at the border?
it's ok just use Tor 🤗
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Cialis and viagra is dirt cheap everywhere
holy shit though
canadaperson really needs a lot of it
yeah il probaly just TOR some shit
>only ordered 1 piece at a time and not 400
Weak
or do you order a lot of small orders cuz the chink chink big orders?
well i mean, this could be some sort of substance and ordering some massive ass order would fuck shit up
if he ordered a single package that got intercepted by the customs he'd lose everything. Not in multiple orders I guess
or he only needs to fuck his wife once every 3-4 weeks
this guy is doing like bi-weekly orders for like 3 months though
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