Wait I don't know if you meant the food or my daughter

no I mean of the child

They both went good

yes

i mean the food

idk about this man

oh nice

a true chink child <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

My wife did the whole thing standing up because why not

>my wife

Your wife delivered your baby standing up?

ubereats is the shitttt

buy an asston of telstra sim cards for $0 and activate them on ubereats

get $10 code

pay $5 for $10 of maccas delivered to your door

???profit???

hmmm

@johnfrum yes she gave birth standing up

>maccas

what

McDonald's

Straya cunt

why you call them maccas

Because we're lazy and why not

we just say _mac_ in dutch

CIGGY BUTT BRAIN

Mad dog you mad cunt

https://youtu.be/hlspL_2Lm64

You Aussie cunts have maccas on delivery?

Yeah

And you obesity rate is still lower than the US

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

Because it's expensive in comparison

godfuck i opened asshole pic on /g/ and im at work

I don't browse even blue boards in public because you just can't trust anyone

There's no spoilers on /g/ you dont 'accidently' open an assholes pic

Also why are you on 4chan and discord at work?

;^)

Fucking government worker I'll kill you.

nice