Message from @johnfrum
Discord ID: 387619082096345088
>my wife
Your wife delivered your baby standing up?
ubereats is the shitttt
buy an asston of telstra sim cards for $0 and activate them on ubereats
get $10 code
pay $5 for $10 of maccas delivered to your door
???profit???
hmmm
@johnfrum yes she gave birth standing up
>maccas
what
McDonald's
Straya cunt
why you call them maccas
Because we're lazy and why not
we just say _mac_ in dutch
CIGGY BUTT BRAIN
Mad dog you mad cunt
Yeah
And you obesity rate is still lower than the US
<:thvnk:332928260004642827>
Because it's expensive in comparison
godfuck i opened asshole pic on /g/ and im at work
I don't browse even blue boards in public because you just can't trust anyone
There's no spoilers on /g/ you dont 'accidently' open an assholes pic
Also why are you on 4chan and discord at work?
;^)
Fucking government worker I'll kill you.
nice
im private sector
and also underpaid
also got my shit done at 12
Any amount paid to shitpost is too much
again
;^)
Was the asshole cute?
He wouldn t have been perturbed if it was cute
there was also dick an also ball