Message from @Julian

Discord ID: 387607002274070528


2017-12-05 14:08:18 UTC  

Explain? The $10 odd covered the delivery

2017-12-05 14:08:30 UTC  

chink phone stand creates interferences with my loudspeakers when I put it nearby

2017-12-05 14:08:31 UTC  

grrrr

2017-12-05 14:08:34 UTC  

So I pretty much just paid for the food and had it delivered to me for free

2017-12-05 14:08:41 UTC  

only stoners use ubeats

2017-12-05 14:08:53 UTC  

fuck

2017-12-05 14:08:56 UTC  

ubereatts

2017-12-05 14:08:57 UTC  

Better than being a hentai expert

2017-12-05 14:09:08 UTC  

what about being both

2017-12-05 14:09:12 UTC  

does it cancel out

2017-12-05 14:09:15 UTC  

Yum

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/387606350915698689/Snapchat-678839713.jpg

2017-12-05 14:09:18 UTC  

Yeah it does

2017-12-05 14:09:21 UTC  

Congrats

2017-12-05 14:09:50 UTC  

what is that my man

2017-12-05 14:10:06 UTC  

A snack pack my dude

2017-12-05 14:10:23 UTC  

@TCxUFATIME how did the delivery go

2017-12-05 14:11:01 UTC  

It was smooth, sandip got out of Honda jazz and gave me the food

2017-12-05 14:11:47 UTC  

Wait I don't know if you meant the food or my daughter

2017-12-05 14:11:50 UTC  

no I mean of the child

2017-12-05 14:11:50 UTC  

They both went good

2017-12-05 14:11:50 UTC  

yes

2017-12-05 14:11:54 UTC  

i mean the food

2017-12-05 14:12:04 UTC  

idk about this man

2017-12-05 14:12:04 UTC  

oh nice

2017-12-05 14:12:12 UTC  

a true chink child <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-12-05 14:12:23 UTC  

My wife did the whole thing standing up because why not

2017-12-05 14:13:34 UTC  

>my wife

2017-12-05 14:14:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/387607675313324032/unnamed.gif

2017-12-05 14:36:55 UTC  

Your wife delivered your baby standing up?

2017-12-05 14:39:25 UTC  

ubereats is the shitttt

2017-12-05 14:39:46 UTC  

buy an asston of telstra sim cards for $0 and activate them on ubereats

2017-12-05 14:39:49 UTC  

get $10 code

2017-12-05 14:39:59 UTC  

pay $5 for $10 of maccas delivered to your door

2017-12-05 14:40:03 UTC  

???profit???

2017-12-05 14:41:20 UTC  

hmmm

2017-12-05 14:47:28 UTC  

@johnfrum yes she gave birth standing up

2017-12-05 14:47:30 UTC  

>maccas

2017-12-05 14:47:31 UTC  

what

2017-12-05 14:47:35 UTC  

McDonald's

2017-12-05 14:47:41 UTC  

Straya cunt

2017-12-05 14:47:43 UTC  

why you call them maccas