Message from @fuckthapolice

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2017-12-05 15:11:09 UTC  

tfw cryptolet

2017-12-05 15:12:23 UTC  

oh

2017-12-05 15:12:27 UTC  

THAT . WAS. NOT. CUTE!!!!

2017-12-05 15:12:29 UTC  

i think i have like 5k now

2017-12-05 15:57:31 UTC  

My cat seems to be doing much better now.

2017-12-05 15:57:48 UTC  

That abcess from the catfight or whatever must have really taken it out of him before.

2017-12-05 15:58:19 UTC  

My cat's pretty beefy, but lately there's a much larger cat that's built like those retarded pitbulls in the neighbourhood. I imagine he would have a really russian sounding name.

2017-12-05 15:59:58 UTC  

Oh, thats why you said you smelled like abcess

2017-12-05 16:03:36 UTC  

I'm installing Arch Linux

2017-12-05 16:04:33 UTC  

Arse Linuks #⃣1⃣

2017-12-05 16:06:11 UTC  

sudo apt-get install --reinstall virginity

2017-12-05 16:10:02 UTC  

cant even tell if that is trolling or stupid attempt at humour

2017-12-05 16:10:40 UTC  

but not even linus tech tips uses arch and he invented linux

2017-12-05 16:15:21 UTC  

Yeah, john.

2017-12-05 16:15:36 UTC  

My cat is now back to his normal self and all, including trying to get my coffee.

2017-12-05 16:15:56 UTC  

Shrimp, there's a lot of different distributions, or distros of linux.

2017-12-05 16:19:06 UTC  

Everyone has their own tastes, even if it's boring as fug. I like slackware, for example.

2017-12-05 16:19:18 UTC  

That shit's pretty robust.

2017-12-05 17:04:08 UTC  

what are they saying

2017-12-05 17:04:17 UTC  

im lsitening so closely

2017-12-05 17:04:17 UTC  

this makes no sense

2017-12-05 17:05:13 UTC  

@fuckthapolice what are you going to do about it?

2017-12-05 17:05:18 UTC  

phone the police?

2017-12-05 17:05:20 UTC  

mate

2017-12-05 17:05:26 UTC  

we *are* the police

2017-12-05 17:05:31 UTC  

fuck the police i say

2017-12-05 17:06:02 UTC  

jesus christ are these guys speaking english

2017-12-05 17:06:04 UTC  

I'd rather not.

2017-12-05 17:07:28 UTC  

but can you understand this

2017-12-05 17:08:06 UTC  

they call the pharmacies *chemists*

2017-12-05 17:08:08 UTC  

what the fuck?

2017-12-05 17:08:20 UTC  

aff tae tha chemist man

2017-12-05 17:08:36 UTC  

they're called french fries because they're cut french.. and fried

2017-12-05 17:08:42 UTC  

why the fuck would they be called chips

2017-12-05 17:08:59 UTC  

FREEDOM FRIES

2017-12-05 17:09:05 UTC  

they're only called french fries in mcdonalds tbh

2017-12-05 17:09:19 UTC  

even then most say chips

2017-12-05 17:09:22 UTC  

and in America