I have a cougar rape pasta of that's your thing.

do you have anything with lynxes

👀

Furry degenerate

... Do... do you have spiders?

Of course not. This place is full of /d/generates go back to Monster Musume generals

You tasteless son of a bitch.

You feeder freaks ruined Charlotte's Web.

>not bringing KFC

Also Charlotte's Web ruins itself by being sad at the end.

For some reason, old people can't handle that story.

>tfw taking a shit

>feel something crawl on my arm

>spider

>put hand on wall and let spider crawl away

I had a moment like this too

I put on a sweater to go outside that I didn't use in a while.

after biking for 15 mintes I stop and look down on my bike, and surprise! Spider friend

My sister had that

She freaked out and biked into a truck, breaking her nose and a couple teeth.

neat

Hm. So I should put spiders in my ex's car.

put a lynx in it

preferably hungry

Lynxes are scrawny bitch cats

>put a lynx in it

lynx are you thristy?

why are women so afraid of spider bros?

Dunno, probably conditioning. My sister used to love spiders when she was young but now are terrified of them.

>tfw using conditioner makes you afraid of spiders

I must be using a special no fear spider conditioner

>using conditioner
Am I using it wrong because it just makes my hair feel dirty after.

yes

you're supposed to rinse it off with cold water afterwards

>cold water
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If I wanted to live like a third worlder I'd move to the third world

>using hot water on hair

you're literally washing away all the oils keeping it healthy

the reason to use cold water is to seal your hair pores tightly and to make sure the stuff that's been impregnated in it by the conditioner does not come off

>not being able to handle a little cold water for your vanity

fireglow warm water is used when you need a extra deep cleaning on your hairs