Oh I tried

but it is okay I found the answer

what I meant is yes ofc it's in the middle but more to the front or back, or absolute middle

@Lynxoid I unironically want to fight a cougar.

I would never seek it out, but I'd be excited for the chance. I'm 6 foot 5 and 245lbs with roughly 12% bodyfat.

I'm also a kick boxer and experienced grappler and I'm a skilled woodsman that's ex-military and I grew up around cats so I understand at least at some level their methodology. Not to say cougars act like house cats, but there are similar characteristics.

First off, a cougar can't risk severe injury, and the primary damage it does if it can't secure a neck bite are rear leg swipes while attempting to grasp your torso and then gain a neck bite after they've caused you damage.

At this point, physics is your friend. If a fight is going to occur I think it would be best to attack with large rocks until it pounces, at which point while it's in the air(it can't have traction while in the air) you must 1) protect your body for the impact and 2) land your absolute hardest turning side kick at the organs beneath the ribcage but any strike possible I'd say is a good move on your part

From there continue to stand your ground as best as you can and make strikes with your legs, knees, and elbows. Avoid angling your body exposing your fatty tissue. Better for it to swipe bone than your arteries.

They have bone behind their eyes, so there is no use in gouging the eyes of a cougar.

You must keep standing your ground as long as possible, if you go to the ground the cougar may believe it's winning and will also gain the use of rear leg swipes which are significantly more dangerous than front leg swipes.

If enough time passes, act alpha as fuck, and make considerable strikes and stay on your feet you're very likely to survive and even potentially win the fight. Make any attempt you can do cause injury. Their bones are very thick, and so are their hides. It's most likely for you to need to cause internal damage or damage to their paws.

nice copypasta

I assume that's why you want to know center of mass

no

I have a cougar rape pasta of that's your thing.

do you have anything with lynxes

👀

Furry degenerate

... Do... do you have spiders?

Of course not. This place is full of /d/generates go back to Monster Musume generals

You tasteless son of a bitch.

You feeder freaks ruined Charlotte's Web.

>not bringing KFC

Also Charlotte's Web ruins itself by being sad at the end.

For some reason, old people can't handle that story.

>tfw taking a shit

>feel something crawl on my arm

>spider

>put hand on wall and let spider crawl away

I had a moment like this too

I put on a sweater to go outside that I didn't use in a while.

after biking for 15 mintes I stop and look down on my bike, and surprise! Spider friend

My sister had that

She freaked out and biked into a truck, breaking her nose and a couple teeth.

neat

Hm. So I should put spiders in my ex's car.

put a lynx in it

preferably hungry

Lynxes are scrawny bitch cats

>put a lynx in it

lynx are you thristy?

why are women so afraid of spider bros?

Dunno, probably conditioning. My sister used to love spiders when she was young but now are terrified of them.

>tfw using conditioner makes you afraid of spiders

I must be using a special no fear spider conditioner

>using conditioner
Am I using it wrong because it just makes my hair feel dirty after.

yes

you're supposed to rinse it off with cold water afterwards