Message from @Patrick

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2017-12-07 20:34:27 UTC  
2017-12-07 20:34:28 UTC  

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

2017-12-07 20:34:42 UTC  

it would particularly suit the moment the groom and bride walk down the aisle

2017-12-07 20:34:44 UTC  

@Patrick I'm surprised you didn't kill everyone there

2017-12-07 20:34:54 UTC  

I did picture shooting people in the head

2017-12-07 20:35:01 UTC  

especially the person who arranged the music

2017-12-07 20:35:03 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-12-07 20:35:20 UTC  

I'm not a psychotic though just harmless fantasy

2017-12-07 20:35:34 UTC  

sounds like something a psychotic would say

2017-12-07 20:35:47 UTC  

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

2017-12-07 20:35:47 UTC  

what do non psychotics say?

2017-12-07 20:36:07 UTC  

are you looking them in the eyes as you shoot them or in the back of the head?

2017-12-07 20:36:08 UTC  

Death meditation is very healthy. Sometimes if I'm alone at the range I shoot pictures of my face.

2017-12-07 20:36:19 UTC  

Is your business card made out of Bone?

2017-12-07 20:36:22 UTC  

well they were facing the bride and groom so back of the head

2017-12-07 20:36:38 UTC  

tfw no good outdoor ranges

2017-12-07 20:36:46 UTC  

also better to shoot from the back since they have less time to react

2017-12-07 20:37:07 UTC  

>not saying a bad ass quip, making them turn around and look at you as their final moment

2017-12-07 20:37:54 UTC  

@Matthew I know that feel. I think the state land is going to get closed here soon because of Mexicans and trailer trash keep dumping garbage here to shoot and not picking up spent hulls

2017-12-07 20:37:56 UTC  

eh these business cards are nice but too common these days I think

2017-12-07 20:38:02 UTC  

anyone can get them printed

2017-12-07 20:38:10 UTC  

we need to elevate them to a higher level

2017-12-07 20:38:21 UTC  

have a flash drive embedded in them

2017-12-07 20:38:32 UTC  

To mine bitcoin?

2017-12-07 20:38:32 UTC  

for e tech savvy clients

2017-12-07 20:38:32 UTC  

>shooting them in the back

2017-12-07 20:38:45 UTC  

that's like a lethal sucker punch

2017-12-07 20:38:47 UTC  

only for pussies

2017-12-07 20:38:59 UTC  

@Matthew kill yourself

2017-12-07 20:39:04 UTC  

and qr codes

2017-12-07 20:39:05 UTC  

Im on speakers

2017-12-07 20:39:18 UTC  

get fucked, that shit's old as hell, should've seen it coming

2017-12-07 20:39:19 UTC  

yeah, real men carry two guns on them and hand one to the man they are about to shoot, then give them 10 paces

2017-12-07 20:39:42 UTC  

^ unironically this

2017-12-07 20:40:06 UTC  

I have one like that from some company

2017-12-07 20:40:15 UTC  

it has 2 gigs

2017-12-07 20:40:24 UTC  

also the future of wedding invites

2017-12-07 20:40:40 UTC  

If human beings do not evolve into better things per se, and we are just differently adapted now than we used to be, how does this theory explain the human desire for eternal life that we have witnessed in human culture for the last 200.000 years.