Message from @i○bas

Discord ID: 388428736753565696


2017-12-07 20:34:20 UTC  

the really bad part came when they were bride and groom were slow dancing to a disco beat song

2017-12-07 20:34:21 UTC  

@Patrick you want classical music played at a wedding?

2017-12-07 20:34:22 UTC  

Crii crii

2017-12-07 20:34:27 UTC  
2017-12-07 20:34:28 UTC  

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

2017-12-07 20:34:42 UTC  

it would particularly suit the moment the groom and bride walk down the aisle

2017-12-07 20:34:44 UTC  

@Patrick I'm surprised you didn't kill everyone there

2017-12-07 20:34:54 UTC  

I did picture shooting people in the head

2017-12-07 20:35:01 UTC  

especially the person who arranged the music

2017-12-07 20:35:03 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-12-07 20:35:20 UTC  

I'm not a psychotic though just harmless fantasy

2017-12-07 20:35:34 UTC  

sounds like something a psychotic would say

2017-12-07 20:35:47 UTC  

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

2017-12-07 20:35:47 UTC  

what do non psychotics say?

2017-12-07 20:36:07 UTC  

are you looking them in the eyes as you shoot them or in the back of the head?

2017-12-07 20:36:08 UTC  

Death meditation is very healthy. Sometimes if I'm alone at the range I shoot pictures of my face.

2017-12-07 20:36:19 UTC  

Is your business card made out of Bone?

2017-12-07 20:36:22 UTC  

well they were facing the bride and groom so back of the head

2017-12-07 20:36:38 UTC  

tfw no good outdoor ranges

2017-12-07 20:36:46 UTC  

also better to shoot from the back since they have less time to react

2017-12-07 20:37:07 UTC  

>not saying a bad ass quip, making them turn around and look at you as their final moment

2017-12-07 20:37:54 UTC  

@Matthew I know that feel. I think the state land is going to get closed here soon because of Mexicans and trailer trash keep dumping garbage here to shoot and not picking up spent hulls

2017-12-07 20:37:56 UTC  

eh these business cards are nice but too common these days I think

2017-12-07 20:38:02 UTC  

anyone can get them printed

2017-12-07 20:38:10 UTC  

we need to elevate them to a higher level

2017-12-07 20:38:21 UTC  

have a flash drive embedded in them

2017-12-07 20:38:32 UTC  

To mine bitcoin?

2017-12-07 20:38:32 UTC  

for e tech savvy clients

2017-12-07 20:38:32 UTC  

>shooting them in the back

2017-12-07 20:38:45 UTC  

that's like a lethal sucker punch

2017-12-07 20:38:47 UTC  

only for pussies

2017-12-07 20:38:59 UTC  

@Matthew kill yourself

2017-12-07 20:39:04 UTC  

and qr codes

2017-12-07 20:39:05 UTC  

Im on speakers

2017-12-07 20:39:18 UTC  

get fucked, that shit's old as hell, should've seen it coming

2017-12-07 20:39:19 UTC  

yeah, real men carry two guns on them and hand one to the man they are about to shoot, then give them 10 paces

2017-12-07 20:39:42 UTC  

^ unironically this

2017-12-07 20:40:06 UTC  

I have one like that from some company

2017-12-07 20:40:15 UTC  

it has 2 gigs