Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 388546923042308107
im blaming you, someone got stuck in the elevator
i had to do my job\
:v
You are an elevator tech?
No im a security guard
a lady got stuck
the firefighter whos banging a lady here got her out tho
i should join the elevator union actually
What did I do
i was blaming you for my misfortune
i had to run up and down 3 fligts of stairs like 5 times
But I was the one saying you never did your job.
i do my job just fine
just hyper efficiently min maxing so i take the least amount of steps physical possible
i just wanted to read manga too :<
Your manga a shit
Corgis are weird as fuck.
corgis are too good for this world
They're ALMOST as bad as pekingese for that shit
So how fancy is the apartment? Are there any VIPs that the government would deem worthy of giving you permission to carry a gun to protect them?
No its old people
who mostly speek ukranian
but they are very nice to me
some give me food once in a while
if i caried a gun id be able to demand a higher pay
and id actualyl take my job more serious
..."if I had a gun I'd be able to demand higher pay"
hmmmm.
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That sounds like a threat.
thats in the paperclip game tho matt
you create a gun to threaten to get a raise
Nah, jersey has even worse gun laws than NY if he had a carry permit that probably means he paid thousands of dollars or was a cop.
yeah
even someone who had like top level security clearence couldnt get a gun
and had actual terrorists who wanted him dead
lol
move to a less-commie state