:v

You are an elevator tech?

No im a security guard

a lady got stuck

the firefighter whos banging a lady here got her out tho

i should join the elevator union actually

What did I do

I only cursed @johnfrum so his name barely works

i was blaming you for my misfortune

i had to run up and down 3 fligts of stairs like 5 times

But I was the one saying you never did your job.

i do my job just fine

just hyper efficiently min maxing so i take the least amount of steps physical possible

i just wanted to read manga too :<

Your manga a shit

https://twitter.com/OhMyCorgi/status/938970183149998085

Corgis are weird as fuck.

corgis are too good for this world

Enjoy cutting tangled shit out of their ass, fam

They're ALMOST as bad as pekingese for that shit

So how fancy is the apartment? Are there any VIPs that the government would deem worthy of giving you permission to carry a gun to protect them?

No its old people

who mostly speek ukranian

but they are very nice to me

some give me food once in a while

if i caried a gun id be able to demand a higher pay

and id actualyl take my job more serious

..."if I had a gun I'd be able to demand higher pay"

hmmmm.

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That sounds like a threat.

thats in the paperclip game tho matt

you create a gun to threaten to get a raise

Nah, jersey has even worse gun laws than NY if he had a carry permit that probably means he paid thousands of dollars or was a cop.

yeah

even someone who had like top level security clearence couldnt get a gun

and had actual terrorists who wanted him dead

lol

move to a less-commie state

movings expensive.

livigns expensive