You are unable to do at least 90% of your job and I bet you look like a soft nigga too.

split his wig john

then bust his cheeks

if someone came up and kicked the glass door in and walked in id look up, say "okay" then look back down at my kindle and keep reading

He's sellin' wolf tickets

Y-you too

Why the fuck do you watch prison documentaries.

prison documentaries?

Matt watches prison documentaries

You never know when a nigga gonna jump you with a lock n' sock fam

>living near African Americans

Why matt.

Don't you live in jersey?

>blacks move into the mostly rich white area
>move
>drive by where i used to live
>Hosue now for sale with sign saying Reduced

Ye

its p comfy

not gunna get Nuked like NY

bu close enouhg to enjoy my life

FUCK YOU MATT

YOU SCUM

im blaming you, someone got stuck in the elevator

i had to do my job\

:v

You are an elevator tech?

No im a security guard

a lady got stuck

the firefighter whos banging a lady here got her out tho

i should join the elevator union actually

What did I do

I only cursed @johnfrum so his name barely works

i was blaming you for my misfortune

i had to run up and down 3 fligts of stairs like 5 times

But I was the one saying you never did your job.

i do my job just fine

just hyper efficiently min maxing so i take the least amount of steps physical possible

i just wanted to read manga too :<

Your manga a shit

https://twitter.com/OhMyCorgi/status/938970183149998085

Corgis are weird as fuck.

corgis are too good for this world

Enjoy cutting tangled shit out of their ass, fam