real hard

good for the garden

>

cat is crying downstairs

very spooked

go pet cat

m8

tfw turned monitors off for the first time since having an Respritory infection and saw all the actual filth I had coughed onto it

suicide is my only option

do it

ok

I have 1 (one) fat cock

wut

you lie!

Guilty as charged

😞

Nothing wrong with drunkposting when it is not anon and meant as an excuse

Otherwise people might take your grammar mistakes seriously

feel for me, guys

met up with a friend that I see when I'm down at my holiday place

she's changed

no sex?

Reeeeee

have sex

She proposes that I come along when they go down to the beach tomorrow

>tfw she mentions bringing her bf

What have I fallen into, boys

have sex anyway

I gotta go otherwise I look like a douche

And if I do I'm just gonna thirdwheel

<:googlethink:328536447219138561>

C U C K E D

Literally cucked

no

TFW takumi becomes a bus driver

But no paper cup with water

W A T E R B O Y Z

Just thermos cap with tea

still go and have a good time, tho. Unless you don't care about looking like you were just hoping for some fuk

wow, third wheel have fun talking to us on discord as they make out and then eventually fuck on the beach in front of you