also it's just started pissing down for the first time in ages

real hard

good for the garden

>

cat is crying downstairs

very spooked

go pet cat

m8

tfw turned monitors off for the first time since having an Respritory infection and saw all the actual filth I had coughed onto it

suicide is my only option

do it

ok

I have 1 (one) fat cock

wut

you lie!

Guilty as charged

😞

Nothing wrong with drunkposting when it is not anon and meant as an excuse

Otherwise people might take your grammar mistakes seriously

feel for me, guys

met up with a friend that I see when I'm down at my holiday place

she's changed

no sex?

Reeeeee

have sex

She proposes that I come along when they go down to the beach tomorrow

>tfw she mentions bringing her bf

What have I fallen into, boys

have sex anyway

I gotta go otherwise I look like a douche

And if I do I'm just gonna thirdwheel

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C U C K E D

Literally cucked

no

TFW takumi becomes a bus driver

But no paper cup with water

W A T E R B O Y Z

Just thermos cap with tea

still go and have a good time, tho. Unless you don't care about looking like you were just hoping for some fuk