😄

nevermind

>lol I'm soooooo drunk hah ha ha

i sent myself a timed email

i drank a fifth of mead

so im stilll mostly sober

Nobody cares if you're drinking/drunk

nobody

drunkposting is almost as bad as gfposting

@johnfrum#8811 >wish for winning the lottery

if i won the lottery id probably buy a mountain

and build a house in it

also it's just started pissing down for the first time in ages

real hard

good for the garden

>

cat is crying downstairs

very spooked

go pet cat

m8

tfw turned monitors off for the first time since having an Respritory infection and saw all the actual filth I had coughed onto it

suicide is my only option

do it

ok

I have 1 (one) fat cock

wut

you lie!

Guilty as charged

😞

Nothing wrong with drunkposting when it is not anon and meant as an excuse

Otherwise people might take your grammar mistakes seriously

feel for me, guys

met up with a friend that I see when I'm down at my holiday place

she's changed

no sex?

Reeeeee

have sex

She proposes that I come along when they go down to the beach tomorrow

>tfw she mentions bringing her bf

What have I fallen into, boys

have sex anyway