Its retrograde ejaculation
pls no bully
this is why i made the routine of jizzing on my stomach to avoid this
Not an option for a fatty like me. If it gets into my belly button it's RIP
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrograde_ejaculation
nigga, I know retrograde ejaculation exists
Hurts badly
It's easily solved by not stapling your cock shut before you cum
Gotta edge once
this the shit a nigga b experiencing when he b locked up in da pen and he's left to fuck a nigga or these balloons
u ever fuck a balloon pussy when u was locked up?
And not pee right after
Naw, I split wigs and busted cheeks, nigga
No homo
https://www.youtube.com/embed/FgFeVlw2Ywg?rel=0
>The egg fleshlight
Maaaaah the Frenchssshhhhh
@i○bas 's Penile trauma reminds me of this site I found when I was younger that was basically some old man begging young men to not masuturbate by rubbing up against things because it'd bend their dicks horribly
people accused him of lying and he was like "no please I just don't want you to have a crooked dick"
Kek
Tfw no bf rubbing his benis on things
tfw gf is just an inch too tall for me to sneak up on her and lay my dick on her shoulder while she's sitting at her computer
I cri
Evertim
I mean, I could stand on my toes, but it's just not the same
Just stand on something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=6&v=YgRnDQ_AK5s
This man has seen some shit
Put your shoes on
@Matthew you mean you didn't fuck couch cushions growing up?
No, you beast
I rubbed blankets
i would tell a more extreme story, but i think its a bit much
First time jacking a girl told me how
I used to stand in front of the water jets in the pool <:alismirk:230784726615588865>
Then I cried because white blood came out
Like Alien
ol pool jet up booty niggas
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I had to learn to bate like a normie once my family moved to a house without a pool.
