people accused him of lying and he was like "no please I just don't want you to have a crooked dick"

Kek

Tfw no bf rubbing his benis on things

tfw gf is just an inch too tall for me to sneak up on her and lay my dick on her shoulder while she's sitting at her computer

I cri

Evertim

I mean, I could stand on my toes, but it's just not the same

Just stand on something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=6&v=YgRnDQ_AK5s

This man has seen some shit

Put your shoes on

@Matthew you mean you didn't fuck couch cushions growing up?

No, you beast

I rubbed blankets

i would tell a more extreme story, but i think its a bit much

First time jacking a girl told me how

I used to stand in front of the water jets in the pool <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Then I cried because white blood came out

Like Alien

ol pool jet up booty niggas

Pls rate, comment, subscribe

I had to learn to bate like a normie once my family moved to a house without a pool.

I cri

👌

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO2QL_x1wI0

https://gameishard.gg/lol/ik-su-ikssu-jeon-leaves-jin-air-greenwings-becomes-a-bitcoin-investor/

>bitcoin investor

>tfw everything goes tumbling down

thats what i think too

Good morning btw lads.

but dude, imagine grinding a game with an angry/strict korean coach all day for 14 hours a day

kek fuck no

koreans are jihadist tier when it comes to League of Leyends and assorted gaymen

the chinese give koreans tons of money though, their teams fucking suck but give absurd contracts

hmmm

tbh doe playing 14 hours per day must suck doe

Thanks winblows

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN