Message from @fuckthapolice

Discord ID: 393421685925347338


2017-12-21 14:49:39 UTC  

:|

2017-12-21 14:49:46 UTC  

I'd say I don't have LPG of course

2017-12-21 14:49:56 UTC  

the cap is under the fuel door

2017-12-21 14:50:20 UTC  

You'd have to take more than the tip

2017-12-21 14:51:00 UTC  

Your roided out dick is going to get you into trouble one day.

2017-12-21 14:51:07 UTC  

Kek

2017-12-21 14:53:28 UTC  

@johnfrum#8811 IF YOUR BALLS LOOK SMALLER YOUR DICK LOOKS BIGGER

2017-12-21 14:53:35 UTC  

its not that hard

2017-12-21 14:55:14 UTC  

Squeeze your dick extra hard and make it turn purple for additional thickness when sending dick pics

2017-12-21 14:56:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/393416358173474816/1513165366488.png

2017-12-21 14:57:04 UTC  

>not using an aliexpress penis pump after keeping your pee pee in a chink chastiny cage

2017-12-21 14:57:20 UTC  

@fedora knows whats up

2017-12-21 14:58:15 UTC  

I don't even bother sending a pic out if there isn't visible precum

2017-12-21 14:58:41 UTC  

Precum is specifically designed to alter the vagina's acid levels

2017-12-21 14:58:49 UTC  

Also a natural lube

2017-12-21 14:59:27 UTC  

The vagina also reacts to the precum to prepare itself for being entered by expanding so it can determine what shape the penis will be

2017-12-21 15:00:08 UTC  

>Mfw women say men think with their dicks but vaginas think for women

2017-12-21 15:00:13 UTC  

<:rooThink:383340556874678282>

2017-12-21 15:12:40 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2017-12-21 15:16:55 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-12-21 15:17:19 UTC  

boy milk

2017-12-21 15:17:20 UTC  

yum

2017-12-21 15:35:55 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2017-12-21 15:40:09 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-12-21 15:41:05 UTC  

Y'all niggas fucked in the head

2017-12-21 15:46:02 UTC  

No u

2017-12-21 15:46:34 UTC  

Fuck you

2017-12-21 15:46:47 UTC  

Make me nigga

2017-12-21 15:47:09 UTC  

Make you...Fuck you?

2017-12-21 15:47:15 UTC  

Yes.

2017-12-21 15:48:25 UTC  

You'll get bored eventually and end up 'batin. Then my victory will be complete

2017-12-21 15:48:32 UTC  

the trick is to twist your pp by 180°

2017-12-21 15:48:42 UTC  

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

2017-12-21 15:48:46 UTC  

THE BLACK SALAMI

2017-12-21 15:49:08 UTC  

o-oh you guys were nt seriously talking about that?

2017-12-21 15:49:10 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2017-12-21 15:53:53 UTC  
2017-12-21 15:59:40 UTC  

?

2017-12-21 15:59:58 UTC  

Squeeze your dick extra hard and make it turn purple for additional thickness when sending dick pics < ??????

2017-12-21 16:00:12 UTC  

yeah, thank me later for that tip

2017-12-21 16:00:30 UTC  

I posted the black salami in the <#189811441174446080> channel