Fucking christthese things are massive amd everywhere in australia apparently.

That's something I like about Minnesota

Wonder what they taste like.

Almost no fucking bugs

Only House Centipedes, tbh

It took me literally 5 months to acclimate myself to NOT hearing Cicadas 24/7 like back in Florida

Theres occasionally freakishly large ants up north. Once heard small nibbling like rats were getting at something but it turns out it was thse fuckhuge black ants tearing thier way through a ziplocl bag to get at my jerky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2qksq1Fs-s

Cicadias are comfy but probably because there arent as many out as in warmer places

They are absolutely devastating to your sanity in Florida.

It never ends

just SHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

One time I was sleep-deprived for like 5 days and got so fed up with the cicadas that I ran outside and was stomping the grass down while crying in my underwear

unsurprisingly, that didn't help at all

Christ, they 're normally at noon in most places

It is from like, 5 AM to 9 PM in florida

@johnfrum theyre everywhere

just not as big as that

Imagine like the length of a mixza microSD

>chinkshit for scale

yes

John, I curse you.

I curse all your packages to come via 4PX Singapore Post OM Pro.

Oh shit nigga

>singapore post

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He won't respond because he knows he deserves this.

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He's too busy 'baitin' to respond to my bait.

big ants are fine

crazy ants, those ones are the bad ones

fireants swarm and bite, but crazy ants literally set your house on fire

by crawling into outlets

it's nuts

they gnaw on the wiring insulation and short it out on purpose and form a big ball of burning ant corpse

ye

just thousands of em right on your receptacle, chewing the insulation

few years back i lived in the basement of what was essentially a trap house, with my ex, and they had roaches, and fkn

they'd press the microwave buttons by crawling under the keypad

middle of the night, BEEP BEP WHIRR

then one night BEP BOOP BOOM and we went upstairs thinking shit was going down and the microwave was like a few feet away frmo the counter