Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 396152660664778785


2017-12-29 03:45:31 UTC  

ME WORD RIKEY GRILLED CHEESE

2017-12-29 03:45:38 UTC  

and looked around to see if anyone laughed

2017-12-29 03:45:41 UTC  

nobody laughed

2017-12-29 03:45:47 UTC  

Wow rude

2017-12-29 03:45:49 UTC  

yeah because that's racist

2017-12-29 03:46:24 UTC  

I would have laughed and muttered you too.

2017-12-29 03:48:09 UTC  

I mean

2017-12-29 03:48:27 UTC  

Very rude of you to not laugh left nigga hanging.

2017-12-29 03:48:29 UTC  

You kind of expect old vets to be a little racist

2017-12-29 03:48:37 UTC  

But that was blatant as fuck

2017-12-29 03:51:04 UTC  

Was that really racist tho? Are you a secret sino?

2017-12-29 03:54:16 UTC  

It was pretty racist, yeah. But It's not like I doxx'd the guy and want to ruin his life about it

2017-12-29 03:54:21 UTC  

Just cringey

2017-12-29 04:06:11 UTC  
2017-12-29 04:07:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/396152157608476672/paraponera.jpg

2017-12-29 04:07:47 UTC  

Fucking christthese things are massive amd everywhere in australia apparently.

2017-12-29 04:08:06 UTC  

That's something I like about Minnesota

2017-12-29 04:08:07 UTC  

Wonder what they taste like.

2017-12-29 04:08:09 UTC  

Almost no fucking bugs

2017-12-29 04:08:19 UTC  

Only House Centipedes, tbh

2017-12-29 04:09:14 UTC  

It took me literally 5 months to acclimate myself to NOT hearing Cicadas 24/7 like back in Florida

2017-12-29 04:09:41 UTC  

Theres occasionally freakishly large ants up north. Once heard small nibbling like rats were getting at something but it turns out it was thse fuckhuge black ants tearing thier way through a ziplocl bag to get at my jerky

2017-12-29 04:10:44 UTC  

Cicadias are comfy but probably because there arent as many out as in warmer places

2017-12-29 04:11:12 UTC  

They are absolutely devastating to your sanity in Florida.

2017-12-29 04:11:15 UTC  

It never ends

2017-12-29 04:11:23 UTC  

just SHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2017-12-29 04:14:32 UTC  

One time I was sleep-deprived for like 5 days and got so fed up with the cicadas that I ran outside and was stomping the grass down while crying in my underwear

2017-12-29 04:14:39 UTC  

unsurprisingly, that didn't help at all

2017-12-29 04:15:14 UTC  

Christ, they 're normally at noon in most places

2017-12-29 04:15:38 UTC  

It is from like, 5 AM to 9 PM in florida

2017-12-29 04:30:45 UTC  

@johnfrum theyre everywhere

2017-12-29 04:30:50 UTC  

just not as big as that

2017-12-29 04:31:13 UTC  

Imagine like the length of a mixza microSD

2017-12-29 04:32:23 UTC  

>chinkshit for scale

2017-12-29 04:33:13 UTC  

yes

2017-12-29 04:35:56 UTC  

John, I curse you.

2017-12-29 04:36:24 UTC  

I curse all your packages to come via 4PX Singapore Post OM Pro.

2017-12-29 04:36:35 UTC  

Oh shit nigga

2017-12-29 04:37:12 UTC  

>singapore post

2017-12-29 04:37:18 UTC  

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