Message from @Kaytee

Discord ID: 396178665320480769


2017-12-29 04:32:23 UTC  

>chinkshit for scale

2017-12-29 04:33:13 UTC  

yes

2017-12-29 04:35:56 UTC  

John, I curse you.

2017-12-29 04:36:24 UTC  

I curse all your packages to come via 4PX Singapore Post OM Pro.

2017-12-29 04:36:35 UTC  

Oh shit nigga

2017-12-29 04:37:12 UTC  

>singapore post

2017-12-29 04:37:18 UTC  

<:rooKek:383340531889209344>

2017-12-29 04:38:02 UTC  

He won't respond because he knows he deserves this.

2017-12-29 04:38:38 UTC  

<:you:265281777168416768>

2017-12-29 04:41:41 UTC  

He's too busy 'baitin' to respond to my bait.

2017-12-29 05:50:31 UTC  

big ants are fine

2017-12-29 05:50:38 UTC  

crazy ants, those ones are the bad ones

2017-12-29 05:50:50 UTC  

fireants swarm and bite, but crazy ants literally set your house on fire

2017-12-29 05:51:03 UTC  

by crawling into outlets

2017-12-29 05:51:06 UTC  

it's nuts

2017-12-29 05:51:09 UTC  

they gnaw on the wiring insulation and short it out on purpose and form a big ball of burning ant corpse

2017-12-29 05:51:11 UTC  

ye

2017-12-29 05:51:27 UTC  

just thousands of em right on your receptacle, chewing the insulation

2017-12-29 05:52:16 UTC  

few years back i lived in the basement of what was essentially a trap house, with my ex, and they had roaches, and fkn

2017-12-29 05:52:25 UTC  

they'd press the microwave buttons by crawling under the keypad

2017-12-29 05:52:34 UTC  

middle of the night, BEEP BEP WHIRR

2017-12-29 05:53:14 UTC  

then one night BEP BOOP BOOM and we went upstairs thinking shit was going down and the microwave was like a few feet away frmo the counter

2017-12-29 05:53:53 UTC  

also: they bite, cockroaches. they bite you in your sleep, highly recommend never to live in roach infested trap house

2017-12-29 05:53:55 UTC  

uh shut up no one cares

2017-12-29 05:53:57 UTC  

also kys

2017-12-29 05:58:40 UTC  

jihadi roaches

2017-12-29 06:25:08 UTC  

wtf.

2017-12-29 06:25:15 UTC  

Vivaldi appears to be a good browser.

2017-12-29 06:25:19 UTC  

Why was this secret kept from me?

2017-12-29 06:26:37 UTC  

Ask /g/, I'm sure they'll have a custom spergout for you

2017-12-29 06:37:24 UTC  

Vivaldi is ok

2017-12-29 06:37:29 UTC  

It's unstable as shit tho

2017-12-29 06:39:45 UTC  

"uh shut up no one cares"

2017-12-29 06:39:49 UTC  

Jesus I'm dying

2017-12-29 06:45:18 UTC  

Can I have your fleshlight after you pass away, friend?

2017-12-29 06:47:22 UTC  

Firefox nightly

2017-12-29 06:47:35 UTC  

<:italianthink:327934554126155776> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2017-12-29 06:51:22 UTC  

^THIS

2017-12-29 06:54:06 UTC  

Nothing else matters

2017-12-29 06:57:42 UTC  

I completely missed you were talking about Firefox and thought you were both super excited at getting a used fleshlight from a dead guy

2017-12-29 07:00:48 UTC  

Kek