Message from @Matthew
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Tfw the Steelers game today is so boring that they're not even airing it on NBC like usual
Instead, it's fucking women's skiing
>watching lithe women in lycra work up a sweat is boring
flat
IS
JUSTICE
FLAT GIRLS
ARE A PATRICIAN TASTE
THEYRE NOT HUGE
THEYRE JUST
PERKY
LITTLE
FLAT
TITS
AND THEY'RE GREAT
Right, but skiing is boring.
CAUSE YOU CAN PLAY WITH EM LIKE THE BIG ONES BUT THEYRE NOT ALWAYS IN THE WAY
Guess I'll watch the Vikings like a fucking faggot
Smol cute, shapely tits are best
FOOTBALL IS STUPID FUCK YOU
Alsobnit a Texas fan just dont like the Steelers
Are you or are you not from Texas
No, why would you think that?
Because you're *just* enough of a twat to be a Texan
And you're just enough of a shit driver to be from [insert state or region]
Ayyyy topical humor
So thats how they get the hole in the macaroni
@Deleted User where can I find 3-gatsu in better resolution than 480p <:thenk:329322130804047872>
nyaa doesn't seem to have them
But for real, MN driving are so much fucking better than FL drivers
Driving up here is Comfy by comparison
Not as many people and the really dumb ones die or get thier licenses suspended every winter
Minnesota Nice ™
Matthew shut the fuck up you stupid gay
Awful catty today
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